Christmas Widget… Widjit… Widgit…
December 24th, 2008
Seeing as we’re all too busy wrapping presents and sh*t I thought I would be my best to create some sort of yuletide message so that we’re all going along with the festive spirit. No wait, going along with it sounds as though we’re being held hostage by it, or that it’s some awful idea a semi-friend has come up with and you don’t want to tell them to f*ck off because you’re too nice so you go along with it to keep them happy and hold back how you really feel about them.
Ahem.
It would be best to say that 2008 has been a right pile of f*cktards all round, that it should be forgotten and left in a pile of newspapers for Ross Kemp to do a documentary on. Nonetheless it’s hard not to look forward to the presents, the endless supply of quality films, the presents, the food, the happy feaces, the cheer and merriment of people opening presents (and who said our generation was materialistic?). For now let us hold a shotgun in the general direction as we edge away from 2008 out the back door and I hope we all have a wonda-va Christmas!
Come and join the fun… and now our song is done.
Entry Filed under: Bedtime stories,Delicious,Ian,Quite nice
8 Comments
1. Chris | December 24th, 2008 at 14:14
Yeah! You hear this, 2008? Drop your presents under the tree and fuck off before I pop a cap in your ass!
2. Chris | December 29th, 2008 at 11:47
It’s gone mighty quiet round these parts of late. Maybe it’s about time I did some fancy shootin’ to show you all who’s the sheriff round here. THen maybe youse jokers will mosey on over here again. Y’all. Etc.
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 29th, 2008 at 12:30
Wow, it’s like I’m sitting listening to some fancy rip-off of Yo Samity Sam! Tell me more!
P.S. I popped a cap in the a*s of 2008, and it winced like a swan.
4. Chris | December 30th, 2008 at 00:03
I am the rootingest, tootingest gosh darn fancy shootingist bad-ass north, south, east aaaaaaand west of the Peycotes. Varmint.
5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 30th, 2008 at 14:42
Can you stop that please
6. Chris | December 31st, 2008 at 16:02
Yes. Sorry.
7. Kevil | January 3rd, 2009 at 16:22
Bye bye 2008. Now piss off.
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 5th, 2009 at 09:13
*thrusting*
Thrusting to 2009, we’re back in time for 2009, yeah, sing it back with a lemon and lime, 2009, yeah