Disarming Pandas

August 27th, 2009

Since personally speaking to the disgruntled head of the Panda League we have written a song together to convey the anger and distaste everyone is feeling. Music to follow, then a demo baby!

We simply demand our share of the royalties
Because of the amount of ambiguities
This is a fair and civilised request
To reach a solution for all that is best
The WWF should give what is rightfully ours
They can say it with chocolate or say it with flowers

Chorus
But give us the money you bitch
Give us the money, give us the wonga
Make us the big and the rich
We ain’t be lyin’ but you ain’t be tryin’

Unfortunately their attitude isn’t to our taste
The more they talk the more time they waste
With a tck-tck we’ll load up the guns
As we slaughter millions of humans
Within days if our demands
Are not met, so hold up your hands

Chorus
And give us the money you whore
Give us the stash, flash me some cash,
We won’t ask for anything more
Well, maybe some crazy demands like…

Half a kidney, a roll of cotton cheese, two souwesters baked at a hundred degrees, a Chinese needle, a super deluxe army set costs a couple of bucks, a tepid puppy, the Egyptian dance that set back the world a thousand years over night in advance, Dr. Seuss’ pedalo, a broken pencil shark, a seedy window that only opens after dark, a see-through eye patch, custard on the go…

Anything else, well, we’ll let you know.

(Lyrics: Inside DJ Wolfwood’s Bedroom – 2009)

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