A Logical Conclusion

September 3rd, 2009

I have to say it. It has been burning a hole in my face for some time now and it’s too much. If I don’t let it all out I will surely end up a crust of a man, a shallow bed and breakfast at the end of the country serving hot oil instead of coffee and making toast out of tyres. Something like that.

I FEEL OPPRESSED GENTLEMEN!

You see me, right, I am one, right? As a person I am one person therefore I am one. You see the world, right? The world is like six billion or so, I don’t know the exact figures. So, with this in mind, one up against six billion is not only bad, possibly terrible odds but also horribly oppressive. I feel oppressed by the whole world.

How’d you like them apples?

Entry Filed under: Great,Ian

8 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  September 3rd, 2009 at 16:11

    I’m not at all keen on those apples. I’d certainly be hesitant in using them in a pie.

  • 2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  September 4th, 2009 at 17:35

    He say pie say no sir say?

    What say you say?

  • 3. Kevil  |  September 7th, 2009 at 09:26

    I say “Not them apples
    Not them ones, no way”
    That’s what I say.
    Hip hip hooray.
    Good-day.

  • 4. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  September 8th, 2009 at 08:04

    To that which I could possibly play
    I say, good sir, that you will may
    Be inclined to change your mind
    And retract your hip and hip and hooray.

  • 5. Chris  |  September 17th, 2009 at 08:43

    I arrive just now to see this day
    That one gent here brought another dismay
    On Da Beans this chude is not okay
    With respect, sirs, find another way.

  • 6. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  September 19th, 2009 at 10:06

    See here now gents, I do declare
    That you are ganging up and there
    …fore I must go back to my original request
    And state that I, as in me, as in not you, as in you, as in me, DO FEEL OPPRESSED!

  • 7. Chris  |  September 21st, 2009 at 13:06

    Your short verse, sir, it did not rhyme.
    Here on Da Beans we have no time
    For those who without poetry sublime
    So, sir, begone and t’will be fine.

  • 8. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  September 21st, 2009 at 22:08

    You see you, right, pinko fascist
    My rhymes work by dabber dasherist!
    The only thing that doesn’t fit
    Is the flat-headed screwdriver in my Man Kit.

    (that sounds really wrong)

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