Erudite Musings on the Human Condition
June 5th, 2007
I have recently re-discovered a copy of said document in my drawers and wish to point out the following:
1. Apollo now cracks one off every hour.
2. Doreen the Tureen from Turin.
3. Telephoning hot bitch soup.
4. Dave is ‘Simply Man’.
5. Lenin is Russia.
6. She deserves an ice cream.
Also well done to Kev whipping those web monkeys to make the website come back. It has been sorely missed.
7 Comments
1. Chris | June 5th, 2007 at 16:28
Personally I am thoroughly happied by the thought of Hitler’s secret lair underneath York station.
The document you refer to is, of course, available ON DEMAND through Pouring Beans. It is hither and thither.
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 5th, 2007 at 16:53
I like thither.
I also like things on demand. We were there well before Channel 4. The shits.
3. Chris | June 6th, 2007 at 10:20
Damn straight. WE ARE THE MEDIA!
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 7th, 2007 at 08:26
Next, right, next they’ll be saying things like, “loins” like me and singing songs like, “legal!” like you and repairing computers and buying houses like Kev.
We’re so true originals.
5. Chris | June 7th, 2007 at 10:14
Yeah, nobody ever said loins or legal or fixed a computer or bought a house before us guys came on the scene.
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 8th, 2007 at 08:30
EXACTLY!
Those tards need a good pasting, funky style! Yeah! Watch them catch the splippy boing thing when I’m riding the snoby whale. Yeah!
*what?*
The bottom line is we were first. So there everyone else.
7. Kevil | June 14th, 2007 at 16:26
what was a splippy boing thing? i really cant remember