…Because Everyone Loves A Sing-A-Long

September 8th, 2009

Bought me a cat and the cat pleased me,
I fed my cat under yonder tree.
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a hen and the hen pleased me,
I fed my hen under yonder tree.
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a duck and the duck pleased me,
I fed my duck under yonder tree.
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a goose and the goose pleased me
I fed my goose under yonder tree.
Goose goes hissy, hissy,
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a sheep and the sheep pleased me,
I fed my sheep under yonder tree.
Sheep goes baa, baa,
Goose goes hissy, hissy,
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a pig and the pig pleased me,
I fed my pig under yonder tree.
Pig goes oink, oink,
Sheep goes baa, baa,
Goose goes hissy, hissy,
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a cow and the cow pleased me,
I fed my cow under yonder tree.
Cow goes moo, moo,
Pig goes oink, oink,
Sheep goes baa, baa,
Goose goes hissy, hissy,
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a horse and the horse pleased me,
I fed my horse under yonder tree.
Horse goes neigh, neigh,
Cow goes moo, moo,
Pig goes oink, oink,
Sheep goes baa, baa,
Goose goes hissy, hissy,
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a dog and the dog pleased me,
I fed my dog under yonder tree.
Dog goes bow-wow, bow-wow,
Horse goes neigh, neigh,
Cow goes moo, moo,
Pig goes oink, oink,
Sheep goes baa, baa,
Goose goes hissy, hissy,
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Entry Filed under: God damn poetry,Great,Ian

15 Comments

  • 1. Louie Walsh  |  September 8th, 2009 at 08:55

    I loikes it. You made the song your own.

    Its a yes from me.

  • 2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  September 9th, 2009 at 08:26

    Isn’t that wonderful, Little Jimmy Slappint? You got recognition from Louie Walsh, although I’m quite sure that Louie Walsh spells his name Louis Walsh.

    DON’T MAKE ME SHINE THE TORCH ON YOU, BWOI!

  • 3. Simone Cowell  |  September 10th, 2009 at 08:57

    Damn, you sussed me out. It was me all along…. Simone cowell.

  • 4. Ian  |  September 11th, 2009 at 13:21

    Kev, you really need to start buying your disguises from a reputable establishment. If you keeping going to Hoolie Hoolo’s House of Splurge you’ll only get bad spellings, female equivalents and the worst moustaches this side of Chuck Norris.

  • 5. Kevil  |  September 14th, 2009 at 09:26

    God dammit. He promised such convincing hairpieces I didn’t notice the spellings!

  • 6. Ian  |  September 15th, 2009 at 07:51

    As long as you can see where you’ve gone wrong and you don’t hold it against me that it was me all along in a very unconvincing Parka and handlebar moustache.

  • 7. Kevil  |  September 16th, 2009 at 09:08

    You are Hoolie Hoolo?

  • 8. Ian  |  September 17th, 2009 at 07:36

    Yes, alas it is the truth. You lie to yourself. You think sitting at a bus station at one o’clock in the morning patting a couple of owls will make it go away, but it doesn’t. It comes back twice as strong, sometimes thrice.

    The desire to wear fake moustaches is a hard habit to break.

  • 9. Chris  |  September 17th, 2009 at 08:40

    Do cats really go fiddle-i-fee?

  • 10. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  September 19th, 2009 at 10:05

    I don’t know. I’m more disturbed by the hen that goes chimmy-chuck. What the fuck kinda noise is that? Do you reckon it works in the porn business?

  • 11. Cheryl Cole  |  September 19th, 2009 at 13:06

    am fillin up. eeh worra sad story. 1000 per cent yes from me, ya through to boot camp.

  • 12. Auds  |  September 19th, 2009 at 13:08

    is that the latest from your “Songs by Ukulele Greats” I hear you belting out all the time?

  • 13. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  September 20th, 2009 at 23:06

    Who keeps inviting all these celebrities over?

    Look either pay the fee or chuff off, we have better fish to fry. I will take the payment from Mrs Cole myself, if you’ll just step into the back room… 😉

  • 14. Chris  |  September 21st, 2009 at 13:03

    You have some shit animals here and I suggest you take them all for slaughter. Bastard hen with it’s weird noises. Get off my ethereal plane!

  • 15. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  September 21st, 2009 at 22:06

    Ha, Bastard Hen. It’s a bit like Fucking Pen. Do you see? Do you see what I did there? Did you?

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