Music, Please! Please? Please…
October 13th, 2009
As it happens, and with December looming out of the woodwork, I really need to get my arse in gear with the Christmas Gangster Rap album. I’ve got some rhymes down here and there but at the moment it’s a page with some song titles dotted across:
Possible Song Titles
Pimp That Tree
Check Tha Cold / Check Tha Snow
Cold Piece of Coal, Peace To Tha Soul
Meal for Three: You, Her and Me
Brave Tha Sales
Shopping Like a Mother F*cker
Crackers and B*tches
Cook That Bird!
No Christmas for Me (I W*nked in my Stocking) – instrumental
It’s really, really, really hard being an inspirational music writer / producer / maestro you know.
14 Comments
1. Chris | October 14th, 2009 at 09:32
I would definitely buy this album, if I was forced to do so with violent means.
2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | October 15th, 2009 at 07:58
If you were forced to do so with semi-violent, possibly mild means would you do soo too?
Free punch in the feace with every copy!
3. Chris | October 15th, 2009 at 12:39
No, that would cause me greater resentment and disillusionment.
I’m already maudlin as a result of the lack of full-length posts on the front page when my preference is for all but the longest to appear in full.
4. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | October 15th, 2009 at 13:29
I started putting that thingy in to prevent the fullness appearing on the frontness so we could fit more in. However, if it is causing you great pain then I would be willing to reconsider for future postments.
5. Chris | October 16th, 2009 at 12:56
For yo’ info’ matio’, there is a fixed number o’ posts on the front page, so if you make them shorter it just makes the fro’ page shorter. Yo’ don’t fit any mo’ shizzle in.
It’s my perso’ nal preference tho’. Fo’ sho’ mo’ fo’.
6. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | October 16th, 2009 at 13:31
I didn’t know that. There are so many things I don’t know, but yet so many things I do know. How does one know what to know and what not to know?
7. Chris | October 16th, 2009 at 17:30
What do you know? I’d like to know. Please list everything.
8. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | October 17th, 2009 at 20:54
Well there’s how to thrust my loins, the definition of the word loins, what to do when one’s loins just have thrusted too much and need cream, the best way to prepare pork loins, how to set up a loinery and the subtle differences between loins and lions.
That’s about it. No wonder I struggle with everything else.
9. Chris | October 18th, 2009 at 13:25
Thanks. I have made a note, and then thrown it away.
10. Ian | October 19th, 2009 at 08:09
So… so what you’re saying is that you want to file it away somewhere important and when the right time comes you will bring forth the knowledge I have passed onto you. Right?
11. Kevil | October 19th, 2009 at 09:38
do you know anything about sea-lions?
12. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | October 19th, 2009 at 13:06
He returns!!!
No I don’t. I don’t know that Sea lions are any of seven species in seven genera of modern pinnipeds including one extinct species (the Japanese sea lion). Sea lions are characterized by the presence of external ear pinnae (ear-flaps), long front flippers, and the ability to walk on all four flippers on land. Their range extends from the subarctic to tropical waters of the global ocean in both the northern and southern hemispheres with the notable exception of the Atlantic Ocean.
13. Kevil | October 21st, 2009 at 09:43
Damn, I thought you might no something. Never mind.
14. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | October 21st, 2009 at 17:20
I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.