Anticipation of the generalness ssssss
October 2nd, 2008
It’s getting mightily close to the 24 hour countdown before my loins touch down in a whole other place. It’s gonna be hard being away especially what with what everyone’s been telling me about London: whores, thugs and drinks costing eight quid each or something. It’s not been painted with the brightest of colours lets just say.
I typed in London in Google and this is what came up:
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=London&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=image
What does it all mean?!?!
Still I’m bringing cheap red bull with me and a smile on my feace 🙂 bring it on, like pittbulls in a Rover.
Entry Filed under: Ian
16 Comments
1. Auds | October 3rd, 2008 at 10:39
how prepared is London for you, matey? hm? hm?
2. The Saint King | October 3rd, 2008 at 17:18
He’s going to paint it red by jove!
3. Auds | October 4th, 2008 at 19:46
please don’t send a little yorkshire husk back.
4. Kevil | October 7th, 2008 at 09:01
Did he survive?
5. Auds | October 7th, 2008 at 13:04
just about. Bit traumatised, but he will get over it.
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | October 8th, 2008 at 07:53
Return of the Mack, IT IS!
Return of the Mack, THAT’S ME
Return of the Mack, WHATS NEXT LINE?
Return of the Mack, HERE I GO
7. Chris | October 9th, 2008 at 15:55
I believe one line was:
Return of the Mack, COME AOWW!
Return of the Mack, MY GOD!
And so forth.
8. Auds | October 10th, 2008 at 09:00
not a patch on Jake.
9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | October 12th, 2008 at 17:45
Jake never had a number one hit record though. Mark Morrison did. Then he wrote a song called ‘Horny’ and it didn’t do as good. Then everyone realised he was b*llocks and stopped buying his records.
10. Auds | October 13th, 2008 at 13:35
yes, well Mark Morrison never appeared with Esther Rantzen now did he? Hmm? Hmm?
11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | October 13th, 2008 at 16:59
Since when did Jake appear with the Rantzen, or the Teeth as she is now known?
The Teeth approaches… HIDE THE HARIBO!
12. Auds | October 15th, 2008 at 13:06
There used to be a show on telly in black and white days when I was little, called “On The Braden Beat” – Esther was a reporter on the programme, and Jake used to sign a little ditty every week.
13. Kevil | October 16th, 2008 at 09:11
How did he sign it? Just Jake, or with his full name?
14. Auds | October 20th, 2008 at 13:32
well it was for the hard of hearing. That’s why he signed instead of singing.
15. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | October 24th, 2008 at 17:00
I hate when you have to watch programs with the signy person in the bottom right hand corner. Why not the left? Change sides you bint!
16. Chris | November 4th, 2008 at 15:56
It’s because you read from left to right. If the signer was on the left hand side, you’d only ever hear the start of the programme.
(What?)