Pep – a novel idea
June 5th, 2006
Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song)
Who are you?Â
Kevin: Kevin
Ian: And Ian
What’s the Idea?
Both: Pep
What is it?
Kevin: Well we decided that in today’s modern civilisation that people have lost touch with pep and what it is to be peppy. We intend to bottle pep and sell it to the common man, and woman,
Ian: And perhaps some goldfish too.
What does it do?
Kevin: It’ll make everyone feel a hell of a lot better. We’ll all be shiny happy people and we’ll love our lives, our jobs, and every day will seem like it’s the best day in the…
Ian: Kev?
Kev: Yep?
Ian: Maybe we shouldn’t then. It sounds like it would be wasted on boring normal people. What with it being a pretty powerful tool perhaps we should just market it out to Super Villains. There’s one down my road who specialises in lobsters.
Kev: Say no more. IN YOUR FACE REST OF THE WORLD! HA!
So what are you gonna do about it?
Both: Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it’s all in our heads >:)
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8 Comments
1. Kevil Lord o' Beans | June 5th, 2006 at 11:09
I ate all my pep, made me bounce like a bastard all weekend. But then i died. Wasnt fun i can tell ya. I got better thought, I’m ok now.
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 5th, 2006 at 13:04
You ate it ALL? There was three months worth there :O how are we going to make all the money back now? Eh eh? What do you have to say for yourself young man? 😛
3. Chris | June 5th, 2006 at 16:15
Delicious pep!
I am Biro man, thieving pens from people’s desks and top drawers everywhere and causing mild consternation and annoyance wherever I go. Therefore I class as a super villain and qould like to order two buckets of your finest pep.
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 5th, 2006 at 21:15
You see? You see? The day you eat all the pep and we get an order in it’s bloody typical. You selfish munter!
Yes sir, of course, two buckets of pep on their way 😀 we’re also working on a new kind of pep it’s got added toes and it tastes quite awful at the moment it’s called… it’s called… Pep-toe-abysmal! 😀 D’ya get it? Eh eh?
I’m the saviour of comedy 😛
5. Chris | June 5th, 2006 at 21:35
I understand you recently launched pep in Spain and called it Pep-si…
(Frankly I thought that was a peptacular joke, I don’t care what you say)
6. Kevil Lord o' Beans | June 6th, 2006 at 09:29
There is also a new range of Pep perfume called Pepe Le Pew
7. Kevil Lord o' Beans | June 6th, 2006 at 09:30
Oh btw I made another couple of batches Ian, so lets get the hot bitches rollin’
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 6th, 2006 at 12:21
YEAH! I’m rolling them hot bitches as we speak, yes siree, they’re rolling, rolling all the way down and down and they’re getting hotter as they roll *has no idea what he’s talking about*
I can’t think of anymore bad ‘pep’ jokes 🙁 sad panda