She’s Fit (But The Music’s Shit)
December 11th, 2009
Good Evening and welcome to another re-treading into the musical myriad mastery of a very cynical and well-worn individual who’s views have been described as bordering on “impressive”.
Besides this hasn’t been aired for a while and there have been so many who have passed through the charts, by the radar and then disappeared into obscurity just as fast. Sigh. Kate Nash, where are you now? Married to a Crib? Fair enough.
Tonight’s eyes fall on the lovely Tula “Tulisa” Contostavlos from Kevin’s favourite group N-Dubz. According to Wikipedia, because this is where I get most of my general knowledge, Miss Contostavlos is of Greek and Irish heritage and by far the prettiest member of the group. Hands down. You might think she was drafted in to fill up the hottie side of things but she more than pulls her weight with fellow band mates Dappy and erm Fazer.
That said I can’t really admit to any sort of admiration for the group in the slightest. With lyrics like, “Like a crack baby being born addicted to the needle, So much evil in people, Dappy said it 1st so I guess that im the sequel,” and “A-List, Play list, Even My Mums Famous, I Would Do Anythin’ for Some Source Stadium Status,” they’re not really going for an Ivor Novello but hey, who wants one of them? Snow Patrol got one. Tut tut Ivor Novello…
You won’t find me playing it. You will however find me staring at Tulisa at every available opportunity.
(picture borrowed from femalefirst.co.uk)
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2 Comments
1. Chris | December 11th, 2009 at 22:58
Double chocolate Magnum. No question.
2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | December 12th, 2009 at 10:42
I thought that would be the case. It’s what we call a “cut and dry” instance – in that you cut and dry any part of your body just to get a look at her let alone anything else.