Word of the Week!
This week’s word is Kestrel.
And here is one such creature:
7 comments April 3rd, 2007
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It’s funny when people have the same names… part two
| Professor Chris Marshall. Professor of Cell Biology … chris.marshall@icr.ac.uk. Location: Chester Beatty Laboratories, London … |
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4 comments March 16th, 2007
It’s funny when people have the same names…
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7 comments March 16th, 2007
Professions
A colleague at work today has made the following comment,
“You’d make a great doorman Ian.”
Not, “thanks for holding the door Ian,” or “you’re such a gentleman Ian,” no no, it’s much better to say that I’m only good for holding open doors for other people.
So I’d like to ask what kind of profession YOU (as in you) think I (as in me) SHOULD be doing 🙂
12 comments March 1st, 2007
Nee neh neh nuh
Nee neh neh nuh, nun nun nun nuh
Nee neh neh nuh, nun nun nun nuh
Nuh nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh
Nee neh neh nuh, nun nun nun nuh (and so on…)
11 comments February 11th, 2007
WTF?
Kev, two things really. One, where’s the box for the Mackford Files three and four? I’m pretty sure I sent them with he dictaphone 🙂 secondly who on earth are you describing here:
“The only thing she ever did was sit in the back of an army truck and let her hair get set on fire by some motorbike in some bizarre military tattoo thing!”
The mind boggles.
2 comments December 30th, 2006
Memory Lane
Do you remember this?
“I wonder how many Metro readers will be disappointed following the article about illegal camera signs (Metro, Wed)? The black border is specified in traffic-sign legislation. The reason signs in Teesside were incorrect was that they showed the speed camera symbol on a yellow background, when it should have been in a black-bordered white box. Signs on white with black borders are legal, and won’t get you off the hook.”
By the way I wrote this, this is all my own work 🙂
8 comments November 22nd, 2006
Aren’t I Great
I was just thinking…. “aren’t I great” and then i thought… “Yes, yes I am”.
So I thought i’d come on here and share that thought with you, my bestest friends in the world, after the missus (kate) of course! But she was busy, out buying talc in small bags or something, beats me!
Anyway, back to me. I think that I am possibly the best musician since.. erm.. John Lennon, now that dude could thrust some good loinage! Add to that the fact that I’m so good looking and have a great bird and you think I’m ace, That makes me pretty much the bestest man ever.
peace.
4 comments November 17th, 2006
Funny Pandas
Taken from the Metro yesterday:
“A PANDA is to get sex education classes at a Thai zoo. Chuang Chuang, a six-year-old male, will be shown ‘panda porn’ to try to get him to breed with Lin Hui. ‘They don’t know how to mate, so we need to show him how,’ a spokesman said.”
Priceless!
2 comments November 14th, 2006
How to fool someone (if they’re a man)
It’s very simple (I just thought it up). All you do is you say:
When was the last time you got your knob out in public?
Their look will probably be of disgust and they will deny all knowledge of ever doing such a thing. Then you look smug and say:
So your trousers must be quite wet then? 😀
Then you laugh and walk away because you’re cleverer than them and it’ll take them a while to work out what’s the beef. Ha! One in the eye for me. Try it on tards!
3 comments October 31st, 2006