EEFY McJEEFY
November 21st, 2008
There seems to be some confusion surrounding EEFY McJEEFY and how I am able to keep quoting his wise words. Well, here’s a short Q&A session to ease your pain.
Who is this EEFY McJEEFY?
He’s a former explorer, whose daughter is Nora, with a collection of gravels he found on his travels.
How is he so wise?
He spent many years taking words with his ears, and now others forage to access his knowledge.
Why are his words of wisdom appearing here?
He sits in my pocket, just six inches tall, and at night I put him in a box on the wall. When words I require of wisdom and truth, I give him a berry and he says words forsooth.
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18 Comments
1. Kevil | November 21st, 2008 at 16:19
Thats all well and good but who is EEFY McJEEFY?
2. Chris | November 21st, 2008 at 18:28
He is the son of WHEEFY McJEEFY, the king of the only family in England to have their names almost entirely in capitals.
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 24th, 2008 at 08:29
Hang on a minute, some of that rhymes!
Is this some sort of wind up?!?
4. Chris | November 24th, 2008 at 11:17
EEFY McJEEFY’s allergic to prose, it brings him out in a rash on his nose.
5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 26th, 2008 at 18:28
I once tried to speak like a chief but I ended up being stared at in disbelief, they couldn’t take the truth I was speaking, that and the double doors were distractingly squeaking.
6. Chris | November 28th, 2008 at 00:52
EEFY thanks you for the words you deliver. Because it’s a poem it won’t make him shiver.
7. Kevil | November 28th, 2008 at 11:15
Does Mr. McJEEFY like to eat ham? I only ask as I have lots in a van? If it heads down you way, I could drop him some off. But I’d nevert do that if it’d make him cough.
8. Chris | November 28th, 2008 at 11:38
EEFY McJEEFY’s a big fan of ham. He’d love to see you in your ham-laden van. You can always take EEFY some meat or some cash; it’s never been known to give him a rash.
9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 1st, 2008 at 18:20
I fear I must point to you lovely folk, that the eating of ham is hardly a joke. It isn’t a sin but it shouldn’t be taken lightly, so I say these kind words ever so politely…
BEEF! BEEF! LOTS OF BEEF!
EAT AS MUCH AS EDWARD HEATH! *tips his hat to Kev*
10. Chris | December 2nd, 2008 at 10:22
Ted Heath’s beef is no business of mine. EEFY says he ate it smothered in brine. Briney beef’s no sin my friend, but it makes you fat, you can depend.
11. Kevil | December 2nd, 2008 at 13:17
Salty beef is not my bag. I’d compare it to a wisened old hag.
Now ham, there is a meat of kings, just look at all the joy it brings.
12. Chris | December 2nd, 2008 at 13:23
Kev’s spot on. Ham is the one.
Everybody’s achin’ for just a bit of bacon.
13. The Saint King | December 2nd, 2008 at 14:54
See here now fellows, the mighty king bellows
I want to say that you’re causing me dismay
You mention meat in all its forms
From the morning light to the hastened dawns
Now if you please
Someone mention some lovely cheese?
14. Chris | December 2nd, 2008 at 15:40
OK:
Halloumi’s brill
It’s cheese you can grill.
How’s that?
15. Kevil | December 2nd, 2008 at 16:40
But feta thats wetter can sometimes be better
16. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 4th, 2008 at 08:24
You don’t get Bree for Free, Saint King
Now let me tell you something
You weren’t asked back, you need to leave
Or I’ll wipe camberra into your knees
17. The Saint King | December 4th, 2008 at 08:25
What, the capital of Australia?
18. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 4th, 2008 at 08:25
Ah erm… yes *blushes*