Posts filed under 'Things'
FINALLY! The third part of my master plan can be put into practise. The pitter patter of pitiful pennies are dangling in my back account and therefore we can proceed. As Kevin finishes off dealing with Daisy the Dictaphone and I am continually writing to Miss Emily Brown the third task is passed onto Chris.
It will eventually involve all three of us but Chris, my dear boy, you are to start it off. I shall be sending you a camera in the post very soon. Contained in that little plastic box of black is about twenty-six possible pictures. I think. Your job is to take nine pictures. They can be nine pictures of anything you like. It could be things at work, you with Friya, random objects in your flat, it doesn’t matter. When you have taken said pictures the camera will be passed to Kevin, and then myself who will pay for them to be developed. Copies will be sent on so we can all see what each other has been crazy enough to take their time to take photos of.
Sound good? Well if it doesn’t you cant go listen to Bloc Party. Shiny shiny, shiny boots of leather…
June 26th, 2007
I went back up to Leeds and visited Kev and we made a very silly thing.
It’s Mr Smith!
Lookity lookity lookity look!
June 15th, 2007
I have recently re-discovered a copy of said document in my drawers and wish to point out the following:
1. Apollo now cracks one off every hour.
2. Doreen the Tureen from Turin.
3. Telephoning hot bitch soup.
4. Dave is ‘Simply Man’.
5. Lenin is Russia.
6. She deserves an ice cream.
Also well done to Kev whipping those web monkeys to make the website come back. It has been sorely missed.
June 5th, 2007
“Disabled people don’t go shopping” – Tina
“She’s one sandwich short of a barbeque” – Audrey
“I saw it on the radio this morning” – Emma
“Can you wash cats?” – unknown munter
“Men’s winkies look like baby elephants gone wrong” – Nicola
Sometimes I wonder how the female species dare to ask for equality if this is the best they can come up with… just kidding 😉
June 1st, 2007
This is a solo mission I have granted to one Kevin Hill, second member of the Saint King’s personal service. It was forwarded on Saturday so I, the Saint King, king of all the saints and their saintly behaviour, would hope it would have arrived by now.
Task Two – ‘Mending’. As you are all aware the dictaphone Daisy broke a week or two ago and as such a certain person’s related quest is now postponed for the moment. Striking up such a brilliant brainwave together we decided it might be a fitting task to task one of the new members of the Saint King’s Army with the task of trying to fix Daisy. A letter, the usual disclaimer to the authorities and Daisy should now be in the posession of one Hill. He is to try his best; subsequent missions will be harder so this is a good time to get on the donkey and ride that horse to kingdom come.
Task 3 to follow shortly.
May 16th, 2007
The recruitment task has been completed. The two members of the new Saint King Army should be returning their forms as we speak. In the meantime the Saint King, king oft he saints and all their saintly behaviour, has set a task for himself before assigning to those in his army.
Task One – ‘Harassment’. I have chosen a celebrity at random and shall be sending precisely one fan letter to their fan address each week. This is to continue until one of the two scenarious happens:
1 – The celebrity writes back.
2 – The celebrity’s representative writes to ask to stop sending letters.
I’m hoping it will be the first one but who can tell in this topsy-turvy world of ours. The letters are polite and well-mannered under the pseudonym Ian McIver, one of the Saint King’s alter egos. And what an ego it is! The first letter has been written and is due to be sent either tomorrow or Saturday depending on the queues in the manky post office in town. Who is the celebrity?
Emily Browning
Check google and wikipedia for pictures and information. Psychadelic Furs!
May 3rd, 2007
This weeks wonderfully wonderous word of the week is…. SPATCHCOCK
“A spatch-cock is a chicken cooking method that is exclusively used for roasting and boiling over a grill/spit. The method of preparing the chicken involves slicing out the backbone of the chicken and flattening it out prior to cooking time.”
It also involves the words spatch and cock which are funny… (sniggers)
Enjoy your spatchcock Sirs….
May 2nd, 2007
This week’s word is Kestrel.
And here is one such creature:
April 3rd, 2007
This is slightly delayed, but none the less brilliant.
When I went to Loon-don to see the Marshall this is the kind of japery we got up to.
CLICK HERE NOW
and enjoy.
March 19th, 2007
Professor Chris Marshall
| Professor Chris Marshall. Professor of Cell Biology … chris.marshall@icr.ac.uk. Location: Chester Beatty Laboratories, London … |
Amazon.co.uk: Chris Marshall: Books
| The I Ching Pack by Chris Marshall (Paperback – Jan 2005) … Cricketer’s Who’s Who by Chris Marshall and Richard Lockwood (Paperback – 17 April 2006) … |
Ordinary Community
| My Photo: Name: Chris Marshall: Location: Cincinnati, Ohio,. Married to Nicki with 3 kids, Ali, Meg and Zach and I believe the Rocky movies are the only … |
March 16th, 2007
Next Posts
Previous Posts
