Archive for September, 2006
Date: 7th September 2006
Time: 13:40
Location: The Baltic, Gateshead (give or take)
Locker check successful. Still locked with possessions. Didn’t actually know was going until realised was stood outside. Deposited a plastic Tesco bag, a slip from a recorded delivery sent earlier on this week and a bus ticket from Tuesday 5th September 2006. No problems with entering and leaving although shady looking man in fluroescent jacket stood outside. Ate a cheese and onion pasty then read through the job section in the paper. Thought about sandwiches.
Random thought: Grapes are the unilateral fruit of the sea. Discuss!
September 7th, 2006
v. smote (smt), smit·ten (smtn) or smote, smit·ing, smites
v.tr.
1.
a. To inflict a heavy blow on, with or as if with the hand, a tool, or a weapon.
b. To drive or strike (a weapon, for example) forcefully onto or into something else.
2. To attack, damage, or destroy by or as if by blows.
3.
a. To afflict: The population was smitten by the plague.
b. To afflict retributively; chasten or chastise.
4. To affect sharply with great feeling: He was smitten by deep remorse.
v.intr.
To deal a blow with or as if with the hand or a hand-held weapon.
September 3rd, 2006
I have witnessed today what could possibly pass as one of the worst animated films ever created.
It was, of course, called ‘Help! I’m a Fish!’ where three kids get turned into fish by some “crazy” scientists’ potion. In order to get back they must drink the antidote. Along the way they encounter token evil fish and token helpful companion in this case a seahorse. They escape from evil fish with seahorse’s help, find the antidote and turn themselves back, also defeating and violently killing evil fish in the process (voiced by Die Hard baddie Alan Rickman). They drown him! They turn him into a human, he forgets that humans can’t breath underwater and drowns! This film is like a f*cking U! Then to tie up the loose ends they had to leave little seahorse behind (who had become close friends with the little girl fish) but once they’re humans again they find it and the scientist guy creates some guff that turns him into a proper horse. THEN they all laugh at the end of it like it’s something normal that’s happened! Something natural, not like it’s against the laws of God or anything!
F*cking heathens, I hate them all. Smite them all for me!
September 3rd, 2006
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