HAG ALERT!

Warning! Loose hags on the prowl! Lock up your valuables!

3 comments October 17th, 2006

Moses – why he’s better

After Moses had reached adulthood, he went to see how his brethren who were enslaved to the Egyptians were faring. Seeing an Egyptian beating a Hebrew, he killed the Egyptian and hid his body in the sand.

Oh yeah! When did Jesus do anything like that eh?

8 comments October 11th, 2006

Jiffy Bag Update

I posted a jiffy bag full of shite to Newcastle a while ago now. I demand to know whether it was received intact and whether its contents are now being enjoyed by its intended recipient.

Trouble is, if it’s being returned, there’s only a 50% chance it’ll come to me. There are two return addresses on the envelope, and the other one is “The Pope c/o The Vatican”.

4 comments October 9th, 2006

Silly Bint of the Month – Katie Melua

I’ve decided to start a new category for all those silly bints that plague our everyday life. This month I have decided to nominate Katie Melua. Why you may ask? Well, not only is she still the blandest of the bland but in an effort to drum up publicity she performed underwater yesterday at some cruddy oil rig. I don’t know about you but if I was a rig worker the last thing I would want is to be stuck all the way down there, in a hot, claustrophobic environment with, “There are nine million bicycles in Bejing…” echoing around the room. Surely that’d be the ideal place to organise a lynching. Noone would know and there are no laws under the sea >:) or is that just me? Then she just flew straight home to London.

What a silly bint.

8 comments October 3rd, 2006