Moses – why he’s better

October 11th, 2006

After Moses had reached adulthood, he went to see how his brethren who were enslaved to the Egyptians were faring. Seeing an Egyptian beating a Hebrew, he killed the Egyptian and hid his body in the sand.

Oh yeah! When did Jesus do anything like that eh?

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8 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  October 11th, 2006 at 20:08

    Go Moses! Go Moses! Go Moses!

    Sand is so useful.

  • 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 12th, 2006 at 09:02

    So many qualities it makes me cry 🙁 lemons…

    Where’s Kev? Why’s he not joining in with the Moses praising? He likes Moses

  • 3. Chris  |  October 12th, 2006 at 14:43

    Kev? HE’S DEAD.

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 12th, 2006 at 21:04

    I’m tempted to ask why but that would mean I care.

    I DONT CARE. Actually wait… no I don’t.

  • 5. Kevil  |  October 14th, 2006 at 16:33

    Its true i am dead, I’m just having so much fun i cant be bothered to haunt you! HA. Also i met moses, he gave me gin!

  • 6. Chris  |  October 14th, 2006 at 23:21

    Good old Moses with his gin. Did you know his left arm actually dispenses drinks?

  • 7. Kevil  |  October 15th, 2006 at 20:42

    I did! My Gin came from his middle finger!

  • 8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 16th, 2006 at 08:37

    Moses, what a star
    He walked and walked quite far
    His wife may have been a minger
    But gin dispenses from his middle finger

    They’ve sang that round the camp fires of yore for so long I’d almost forgotten it.


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