Nasal harps – a novel idea
June 14th, 2006
Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song)
Who are you?
Ebeneezer Cheesegrater
What’s the Idea?
For many years I have suffered the twin agonies of excessive nasal hair and a lack of musical talent. I’ve solved both problems in one.
What is it?
Music up your nose.
What does it do?
It’s quite simple – you go to one of my rapidly expanding chain of Nosatariums, where (for a reasonable per-hair fee) they will tie together pairs of your nose hairs to pull them taut across your nostrils. Then, with a special nasal plectrum, you can play the hairs just like a harp, making beautiful music and keeping your unsightly growths out of sight at the same time.
So what are you gonna do about it?
Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it’s all in my head >:)
Entry Filed under: Mr. Cockall's Loveliness
8 Comments
1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 15th, 2006 at 08:25
*High fives Chris*
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
2. Chris | June 15th, 2006 at 09:52
*High fives back*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
😀
3. Kevil | June 15th, 2006 at 09:57
i still dont know who Mr Cockall is, and i feel left out 🙁
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 15th, 2006 at 13:10
There is a reference to Mr. Cockall in the Fabled Notebook if you scroll down to 4nd DECEMBER 2001! He’s there singing but it doesn’t have the original song. I think it was as follows:
Hello… Mr. Cockall?
What do you do? Nothing!
What have you done? Nothing!
So what are you gonna do about it? Nothing!
It’s sung in a very unique way. If you want I can call your phone, leave a voicemail message and you can have a listen and keep it forever 😀 does that sound groin-wettingly good?
5. Kevil | June 15th, 2006 at 16:48
im damp with glee
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 15th, 2006 at 17:00
And I’m suitably repulsed. How exploited do I feel?
7. Chris | June 15th, 2006 at 18:20
That was indeed the legendary Mr Cockall song. He did very little.
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 17th, 2006 at 20:07
But achieved so much 😀