Another Press Release!
March 23rd, 2007
Chris Industries International Ltd. is proud to announce the new face of CII – the world renowned musician Pete Doherty.
From April 2007, Pete will appear in all CII Ltd. marketing material, will voice radio commercials and will also do ‘meeting and greeting’ tours in the new CII Ltd. retail superstores.
Chris, Megaboss of CII Ltd., said today: “I’m delighted with the deal. I’ve long been a fan of Pete’s moronic lifestyle and I think he lives the lifestyle that we want to offer our customers. Whether he’s advertising our dog grooming services or our exciting new range of luxury wheelbarrows, he’s what our customers want.
Pete Doherty today commented: “Yeah. What?”
The deal is unique in the world of marketing, in that Mr. Doherty will not be paid money for his services, and instead will be just given whatever he would have spent the money on.
His partner Kate Moss was said to be “quite thin”.
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8 Comments
1. Vash the Stampede | March 26th, 2007 at 07:40
This is an outrage! I was hoping to be the new face! My agent will face the chopping board for this. Chop cho ch c…
2. Kevil | March 26th, 2007 at 13:21
Chris you sell out bastard! It wan’t so long back you said this about your new best friend Pete Doherty:
“Hi Pete, thanks for dropping by.You have so little talent that you actually act like a black hole, sucking talent from the world and replacing it with your own pasty-faced incoherent mutterings. I hate you and all you stand for, and hope that you lose your fame before you die so you don’t become the next Kurt Cobain.”
I hope he reads this and quits.
3. Pete Doherty | March 26th, 2007 at 13:21
I’ve read that and I quit!
Pete x
4. Chris | March 26th, 2007 at 13:38
Damn you Kevil! He cost us £20,000 of smack up front!
5. Kevil | March 26th, 2007 at 16:05
That’s what you get for dancing with the devil… tough.
SDJ 1 – 0 CII
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | March 27th, 2007 at 13:56
Go SDJ, it’s your birthday! Go SDJ, it’s your birthday!
7. Chris | March 27th, 2007 at 14:02
Is you a hip hop mo fo innit word up?
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | March 28th, 2007 at 13:39
No dawg witcha bitches street pimping on a ride in the west sayeed… like.