This is boring
August 26th, 2006
This is boring. Katie Melua is so boring that she doesn’t even deserve to be called ‘she’ anymore. Therefore she will be referred to as ‘it’ because it’s that boring. Look at it, even it looks half-bored in this picture as it blands out another blandy ballad about bicycles and trains and crazies. You can see the intensity in its face, trying to muster all the bland in the world so it can toss off another ten songs and stick them out on a cd.
Although if you think it’s bad think how being Norah Jones must be like…
 
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4 Comments
1. Chris | August 26th, 2006 at 22:22
If you hadn’t put the skunks in the end of that post I’d have been asleep by now. God all that Melua crap was boring.
Well done for taking up my challenge – I award you an imaginary prize. What would you like to imagine you have?
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 27th, 2006 at 13:09
I would like to imagine that I have a Seabass, a monkfish and I live in *sings*
EGYPT! It’s the home of the Nile! 🙂
I’m so proud!
3. Chris | August 28th, 2006 at 12:26
Congratulations, you fish-rich Egyptian!
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 29th, 2006 at 07:05
Such accolades would never fail to bring tears to my shiny eyes