20 Comments

• 1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 2nd, 2007 at 08:21

  What do you mean he ‘was’ in a band? You mean he doesn’t record onto 8 track and post it across from Australia back to Leeds? He doesn’t do that?

• 2. Saint King  |  August 2nd, 2007 at 08:22

  Look at his little face, look at his face! Isn’t he a vacant little chipmunk!

  Who’s a vacant little chipmunk? Yes you are! Yes you are!

• 3. Chris  |  August 2nd, 2007 at 13:12

  The Saint King’s comments aside, the band’s MySpace page suggests he is no longer in the current line up, though he was a founding member.

  Oh the fear!

• 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 2nd, 2007 at 16:58

  I know I checked the line up and there was no mention of anyone to do with Tsiokos.

  How dare they? Quite clearly he was a very important member and deserves some sort of recognition in light of this new revelation…

  Surely?

• 5. Chris  |  August 3rd, 2007 at 12:46

  Surely so, yes, surely. Yes. So, surely. So. Yes.

  Mmhm.

• 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 4th, 2007 at 23:11

  Somehow I feel as though you don’t think the same way.

• 7. Chris  |  August 5th, 2007 at 18:20

  I care not for your feelings for you are the pitiful smearings that I wipe from my bathroom mirror. I think some of it’s toothpaste but either way the window polish gets rid of it. No idea how it gets there.

• 8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 6th, 2007 at 08:09

  How does it get there? How do I get there?

  How do I…?

  Is that existentialism? It sounds like existentialism to me but I could be wrong. Or could I… be?

• 9. Chris  |  August 6th, 2007 at 10:21

  Do you ever buy iceberg lettuce? I’m thinking about it today but I’m not sure if I’ll eat it all before it goes brown at the edges.

• 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 6th, 2007 at 12:10

  Usually yeah. It’s generally the cheapest and best looking. There are those ones that look like huge lumps of white nothingness and there’s no way you’d catch me paying up to and over a pound for one of those babies.

• 11. Chris  |  August 6th, 2007 at 12:34

  And let’s face it, a full on lunch sandwich is only truly satisfying when it has that cool, moist crunch of fresh iceberg lettuce in there.

  Oh yeah. I’m so buying it now.

• 12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 6th, 2007 at 17:05

  You’ve got my apples salivating at the very prospect of

  *sings*

  CRIPSY LETTUCE!

  *stops singing*

  I really, really have to stop doing that right now. As in right now. As in me, as in me, stopping right now as in immediately as in what people call… right now.

• 13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 6th, 2007 at 17:06

  I’ve just realised I’ve written cripsy lettuce by accident, and I’m too lazy to change it.

  Whoops

• 14. Kevil  |  August 6th, 2007 at 19:50

  I like a nice cripsy lettuce, and they’re so cheap you can afforn to waste the brown edgy bits! Or if thats not your bag, you could always give them to the hippy bloke who lives outside downing street in a tent!

• 15. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 6th, 2007 at 20:06

  I thought they preferred courgettes?

• 16. Chris  |  August 7th, 2007 at 11:44

  I can only usually afforn cripsy lettuce. Lemons 🙁

• 17. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 7th, 2007 at 12:06

  Well I can’t afforn much else. I don’t suppose anyone is aware of the vegetable hierachy?

  If I could I’d have it on a wall chart. With Mr Smith. Holding a tomato and smiling with glee 😀

  The original Mr Smith I mean. Not the mentalist.

• 18. Kevil  |  August 10th, 2007 at 14:51

  You mean Mr Smith form the Matrix? He’s nowhere near as much fun as OUR Mr Smith!

• 19. Chris  |  August 10th, 2007 at 16:14

  No! He means the man in the gardening books from the Office.

  The Mr Smith who Chuckie wishes was his dad.

• 20. Big Red Chicken  |  August 10th, 2007 at 17:02

  I sometimes wish he was my dad too, I mean, when I’m not thinking that he’s an even bigger, redder chicken of course.