24 Comments

• 1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 16th, 2007 at 08:03

  Lucky lucky loins!

  My postbox will be bristling with job whence it arrives like the bitch it is! I assume it’s a bitch…

• 2. Chris  |  July 16th, 2007 at 11:09

  My local letterbox certainly bristled with job when I posted it.

• 3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 16th, 2007 at 12:51

  I knew it would, I thought it might, I think it could have.

  There’s not enough job in the world today my friend.

• 4. Kevil  |  July 16th, 2007 at 14:41

  If only the job that there was payed more!

• 5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 17th, 2007 at 08:04

  I once knew a job who jumped through hoops. That didn’t last long though.

  Chronic bronchitus you see.

• 6. Chris  |  July 17th, 2007 at 09:02

  One of my jobs was quite furry. Another had a hat.

  Happy days.

• 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 17th, 2007 at 12:46

  Sunday? Monday?

  Tuesday? Wednesday?

  Thursday? Friday?

  I need to know man, I need to fucking know!

• 8. Chris  |  July 17th, 2007 at 13:50

  It was Tuesday Wednesday Happy Days. That was always the best line in the song.

• 9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 18th, 2007 at 08:16

  Was it? Was it really?

  I’ve got my copy of the book 🙂 oh the job coming from my post box was unbelievable. It was as if I’d gone back in time to find that £1.10 in my mum’s garden again. What luck! What sheer luck! And what did I spend it on? Erm, probably sweets and a Beano I’m guessing.

• 10. Big Red Chicken  |  July 18th, 2007 at 08:17

  SATURDAY!

  What a day…

• 11. Saint King  |  July 18th, 2007 at 08:17

  Groovin’ all week with you!

• 12. Chris  |  July 18th, 2007 at 08:57

  Hurrah and indeed hurree! Newcastle is now inbued with Smithian Drilling.

• 13. Kevil  |  July 18th, 2007 at 10:52

  I too have recieved my copy of Mr Smith and the drill, the review will be forthcoming shortly. Much Job was experienced my my letterbox and also the patch of floor it landed on after plopping through the slot.

• 14. Chris  |  July 18th, 2007 at 11:30

  After reading of the job experienced here, I opened the drawer at home where the original Mr Smith is kept, and had to shield my eyes from the radiance of job eminating from therein.

• 15. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 18th, 2007 at 12:56

  I wonder if there are other things that display as much as job as Mr Smith. I wonder if the original Mr Smith experiences such job from being Mr Smith and doing things Mr Smith would do.

  Ah Mr Smith, where are you now? And where’s your books? Out of print I’m guessing.

• 16. Chris  |  July 18th, 2007 at 13:56

  Oh, the original Mr Smith, truly he is a gent both revered and reversed.

  The new Mr Smith, of course, bears no relation and in fact has very little interest in gardening matters, as witnessed by his minimalist lawn-based garden.

• 17. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 18th, 2007 at 16:57

  He fixed his fence, I’m sure the original Mr Smith would have done the same thing at some point. Also post-modern Mr Smith has a drill and enjoys decking things with his spade. I’m not saying the original Mr Smith was a bit of a mentalist but we all have to let off a bit of steam every now and then. Why not use a shovel?

• 18. Chris  |  July 18th, 2007 at 19:39

  YES

• 19. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 19th, 2007 at 12:10

  Doody Choog

• 20. Kevil  |  July 19th, 2007 at 14:29

  I like shovels. And fizzy cola bottles, though the relevance of this is up to you…

• 21. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 20th, 2007 at 12:06

  I want some fizzy bottles now bitch!

  I don’t blame you though… if that helps…

• 22. Chris  |  July 20th, 2007 at 18:52

  I bought some fizzy cola laces at the supermarket today. 39p well spent.

• 23. Kevil  |  July 21st, 2007 at 19:21

  fizzy bamboo, its the future!

• 24. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 23rd, 2007 at 08:56

  Imagine the Koalas. They’d love it. Or is that pandas… give ’em all a chew!