16 Comments

• 1. Chris  |  July 17th, 2007 at 09:01

  Congratulatifizations!

  More information on this momentous happening is requirified by my personage!

  Pictures! Audio-visual sensory experiences! Slideshows! Promotional movies! Bits of driftwood with floor plans drawn on them in chalk! A budgerigar trained to reproduce a range of noises often heard outside the front door!

  Those are the sort of apples I anticipate with an open mouth.

• 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 17th, 2007 at 12:40

  You know what? When I get the camera of joy, which I assume is now in the greedy hands of Mr Hill, I can share such pleasures with you. I’m not too sure about the slideshows but I’ve got several budgerigars in the back just aching to come out for a song and a dance.

• 3. Chris  |  July 17th, 2007 at 13:49

  So what’s your new pad like? Wallsend sounds like a place you can go to send walls, so I’m guessing it’s near a huge post office that sells very strong jiffy bags.

  I expect it’s on a road, near some houses and under some sky. You can probably see some grass out of at least one window.

  Are my psychic powers in tune?

• 4. Kevil  |  July 17th, 2007 at 15:34

  Oh wowowowowowowwowowowowowow wow.

  Incredulent congratulations chum. What, prey tell, led to this fortuitous turn of events?

  Are you now cruisin’ for hot bitches with your elbow leaning on of the open upstairs windows?

• 5. Chris  |  July 17th, 2007 at 16:08

  All he needs is a ’58 Chevy and he’s good to cruise, baby.

  I too confirm my confabulatory status, mouth agog, at the sheer brilliance of this turn of events. Flags will be waved, my friend, flags will be waved.

• 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 18th, 2007 at 08:15

  My friends, ah, your praises are too kind.

  I moved out because we needed some space after a series of events that have left us both… let’s say vulnerable. I need to set the record straight though.

  Wallsend doesn’t have any walls, unless you count… no, that’s a garage. I’m sure there’s a post office somewhere though. I haven’t had a chance to survey the surroundings as much as I’d like. I’ve done a lot of walking to save on bus fares though 🙂 cheapy cheap!

  Cruising for HBs? Alas no my friends, but perhaps there might be something else 😉

• 7. Chris  |  July 18th, 2007 at 08:55

  Something else?

  Will you bitch for hot cruises?

• 8. Kevil  |  July 18th, 2007 at 10:03

  Have you switched sides and chosen to cruise for hot blokes?

• 9. Saint King  |  July 18th, 2007 at 12:54

  Hot blokes you say? No no no my friend, why he’s as gay as the sun. I mean straight. I mean of the normal sexual persuasion… wait apparently I can’t say that because it implies that… sheesh. He’s a man and he likes women. There, I said it.

• 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 18th, 2007 at 12:55

  Thanks for those… words of support Saint King. No hot blokes my friends, it’s still definitely getting down with those hot bitches.

• 11. Chris  |  July 18th, 2007 at 13:24

  Hot bitches you say? Still going down?

  Are we to infer that there are in fact several of such beyatches in orbit around your sexual sun?

• 12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 18th, 2007 at 16:56

  *sings*

  N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n
  N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n
  N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n

  No

  All will be revealed…

• 13. Chris  |  July 19th, 2007 at 15:59

  I am keen on the revelations and eager to shove them into my face and rub them in until it hurts real good.

• 14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 20th, 2007 at 12:09

  The revelations are a bit rocky at the moment.

  Check back early next week. They’ll have simmered by then.

• 15. Lizzie  |  July 25th, 2007 at 14:16

  Must … write .. this … down

  (the address that is .. then I can send the letter I havent written yet 🙁 … Oh! Perhaps I can write it on the train tomow! God knows they’ll be delayed X()

• 16. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 26th, 2007 at 08:31

  YES, write it down my dear. Don’t lose it, no no, keep it close to your heart 😛

  So once again this fictional letter, the one that is yet to be written but is also quite familiar in a lot of your posts here and there, is back on the scene. I still look forward to receiving those apples though 🙂