Where I Am
January 12th, 2007
Hello. I am nowhere.
The first three weeks of my new job are being spent at a residential training boot camp where the BBC likes to send people who don’t yet know how to do their jobs.
On weekends I am FREE but during the week I am CAPTIVE.
They are keeping me here and feeding me stodgy food.
Please send help.
Entry Filed under: Chris,Noos Flash,What I Did Today
12 Comments
1. Mad Hatter | January 12th, 2007 at 17:52
You are nowhere aren’t you? That’s not very nice. I’d complain but I expect you’d have
*sings* NO-ONE
to complain to and therefore you can do
*sings* NOTHING
about your current situation. Stodgy food is rank.
2. Chris | January 16th, 2007 at 15:02
I can do NOTHING. NOTHING. NOTHING.
(that’s the remix)
3. March Hare | January 17th, 2007 at 14:03
That’s right you can do
NUFIN! NUFIN! NU-NU-NU-NU-NUFIN!
(that’s the urban techno remix)
4. Chris | January 17th, 2007 at 14:50
That urban techno remix is sixwide.
5. March Hare | January 18th, 2007 at 09:28
I think you’ll find that… yeah you’re right, it’s definitely six-wide. Shall we try the R n B super funk remix instead?
*jingly jangly* ooo baby, nothing oh nothing sexy nothing is all you can do *jingly* nothing *jangly* something about nothing baby *funk funk* sexy funk yeah!
6. Chris | January 18th, 2007 at 14:07
That was EIGHTWIDE!
7. Kevil | January 18th, 2007 at 17:54
i am confused. I’m not sure where i am either now. I think i’m under the sink but i cant be sure….
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 19th, 2007 at 13:09
You see you, right, you’re you and you’re like there. Marshall, right, he’s him and he was nowhere but now he’s there where he is, right? Me, right, you see me, right, I’m me and I’m here, but I was there.
Do you get me?
9. Chris | January 26th, 2007 at 14:02
I don’t get you, my aerial isn’t set up right.
10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 27th, 2007 at 10:47
You’ll never get it then.
GET A NEW AERIAL BITCH!
11. Kevil | January 28th, 2007 at 18:10
hats are good in winter aren’t they?
12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 29th, 2007 at 10:00
Sometimes. Given that both the Mad Hatter and the March Hare have had a go I would like to try the super dep (that’s depressive) blues remix of the song. A-thank you!
Ahem
“Oh, I’m so nothing, there’s nothing I can do, I think I may roll up and die because of nothing, there’s a big emptiness of nothing, can’t you see I’m stuck in nothing”