The Exciting Adventures of Chris in the Mighty Metropolis

February 16th, 2008

Here I present the first (and possibly only, who knows) two comics in the thrilling and stupidly-longly-named comic series…

The Exciting Adventures of Chris in the Mighty Metropolis (where Chris is played by a cheese in a top hat)

Exciting adventures 1 Exciting adventures 2

Entry Filed under: Chris,Things

19 Comments

  • 1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 18th, 2008 at 07:37

    Superb! More! More! Need more!

  • 2. Chris  |  February 18th, 2008 at 08:00

    Oh, hush, you.

  • 3. Auds  |  February 18th, 2008 at 15:40

    I thought it was just like Sin City, only cheesy

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 18th, 2008 at 17:45

    It is really. I mean I saw lots of colour-changing ducks when I was watching ‘Sin City’. They were in the background when Marv was decking Elijah Wood.

  • 5. Kevil  |  February 18th, 2008 at 22:49

    I Liked it. I wish I had some artistic talent.

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 19th, 2008 at 07:40

    He returns! Like a flipper from skipper skegness!

    Where have you been dear boy? You can draw Terry Bot, you’ve got plenty of artistic talent 🙂

  • 7. Auds  |  February 19th, 2008 at 13:48

    Kev, I’ve lost me password and user name.

  • 8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 20th, 2008 at 12:19

    Compatability with previous conversation = 0.05%

    Therefore your comments are stricken from the already overused and underpaid record.

  • 9. Chris  |  February 20th, 2008 at 20:59

    This record is getting scratched. Please can people strike things from it more gently. It keeps skipping in that good instrumental near the end.

  • 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 22nd, 2008 at 09:00

    Oh yeah the bit when it goes doody doodely doo da be skipety bee ba na na na oo na na na

  • 11. Chris  |  February 22nd, 2008 at 22:47

    That, and the sax solo that follows it with the dwaaa dwaaa dwaa-diddy-diddy-diddy-dwaaa wooodeedoodeedeeaaaaa hwaaaaa ending.

  • 12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 23rd, 2008 at 11:07

    That’s the best bit.

    Still it could do with some updating, like a bit of Futility in the middle just to jive up anyone listening, and then go back to the dwaa dwaa at the end.

    We should produce ALL music EVER.

  • 13. Chris  |  February 23rd, 2008 at 12:06

    Techno-gosh revival! Yeah! Futility lives!!!!!!!

    Sorry, got a bit excited there.

  • 14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 24th, 2008 at 19:40

    If only there was some way of interupting all music with futility, the world would be a better place because of it.

    We could have festivals. Banners. Placards. More shebangs than Ricky Martin ever managed!

  • 15. Kevil  |  February 26th, 2008 at 16:18

    Futility sucked bums and you all know it.

  • 16. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 27th, 2008 at 12:17

    You will never understand Futility Kev, and therefore you will never understand the future

    (profound be I)

  • 17. Chris  |  March 3rd, 2008 at 23:21

    Futility was the future back when the past was now and the present was only a madman’s dream. Nowadays Futility is part of the melée of the past but not as irrelevant as tomorrow’s presents will be on Thursday, because the dream of Futility was one of progression and continuity. That’s why the true meaning of Futility’s work is forever tied to the present.

    I brim with profundity.

  • 18. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 4th, 2008 at 08:06

    Yeah, and they made great music.

    Score two to Futility.

  • 19. Chris  |  March 4th, 2008 at 19:22

    Yeah.

    Word!


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