My new abode

July 31st, 2008

Yes! The rumours and tabloid gossip columns are all true! I’m moving in to a new flat at the end of August. It’s big and shiny and cheaper than this one and I’m sharing it with Mark who is a person I know.

Address and stuff like that coming later when I actually live there, but until then, here’s some pictures nabbed off the classified ad listing that show you what it looks like and that.


It’s got two bathrooms so we don’t have to deal with each other’s shit. Literally. I get the big bedroom with the small (advert says “en-suite”) bog and Mark gets the small bedroom with the cavernous carzie.

This flat is in Streatham, which has a reputation for being a bit rough, but because we’re actually on Streatham Hill, we’re in the posh bit, so we are entitled to spell it “St. Reatham”. That’ll fool ’em.

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15 Comments

  • 1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 1st, 2008 at 09:07

    … I knew this was going to happen. Does that mean I’m psychic?

  • 2. Chris  |  August 1st, 2008 at 15:33

    YES! It… might.

  • 3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 3rd, 2008 at 13:23

    Can I offer than that you could quite possibly, upon moving into the previously mentioned premises, use the water from the sink in the bathroom to wash your hands?

  • 4. Kevil  |  August 4th, 2008 at 08:31

    I think that would be frowned upon.

  • 5. Chris  |  August 4th, 2008 at 08:49

    Silly boy! Only a novice would try that.

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 5th, 2008 at 07:39

    I know, it was a bit out there.

    You both know how… RANDOM I can be 😀

  • 7. Chris  |  August 5th, 2008 at 09:06

    And in any case… WHICH BATHROOM?

  • 8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 6th, 2008 at 07:29

    That’s the fifty billion dollar question right there baby!

    Erm

    Oh you’re asking me?

  • 9. Kevil  |  August 6th, 2008 at 11:22

    I wanted to ask the little sparrow in your head, but he insisted we route all questions through you as his manager.

  • 10. Chris  |  August 6th, 2008 at 11:39

    Damn that sparrow! He’s taking a 10% cut of everything Mac Mac Mac Mac thinks and all he does is nibble seeds. It’s a crime I tells ya.

  • 11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 7th, 2008 at 16:59

    Nibble. Nibble. SEEDS!

  • 12. Chris  |  August 8th, 2008 at 18:40

    Is that him or his mind sparrow? It’s hard to tell. Ian is known for a fondness of seeds and nuts.

  • 13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 11th, 2008 at 07:44

    It’s weird when people call me Ian. Most fellows up here called me McIver, albeit with a cigar and brandy in their hands as they do it.

  • 14. Chris  |  August 16th, 2008 at 01:17

    Fools! Don’t they know it should be port with cigars?

  • 15. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 18th, 2008 at 08:26

    Clearly they don’t and when it happens again I shall point out this inconsistency. I expect they will pummel me to death with their expensive golf clubs and whipping sticks so I shall bid you a fond farewell

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