17 Comments

• 1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 15th, 2008 at 13:05

  I can understand the Nigella Lawson stuff but Lynda Bellingham? “Sexy” Christa Ackroyd? When on earth did we mention these people?

• 2. Kevil  |  August 15th, 2008 at 13:38

  Im not sure. Unless we all collectively had some sort of schistophrenic episode.

• 3. Chris  |  August 16th, 2008 at 01:15

  Lynda Bellingham was mentioned in my movie review of Confessions of a Driving Instructor, because she happened to get her baps out in it. And Christa Ackroyd was mentioned in relation to the Locker, because a photo of her was placed therein.

  I know all!

• 4. Chris  |  August 16th, 2008 at 01:17

  Having read the page, I am most proud of having provided a search result to someone keenly searching for “yim yam yam yam yam yam yay”.

• 5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 18th, 2008 at 08:24

  We never called Christa Ackroyd sexy though, I feel I must point that out.

  I’m always searching for yim yam yam yam yam yam yay. If you put another extra yam it brings up a picture of Marshall shaking his finger saying, “TOO MUCH!”

• 6. Chris  |  August 18th, 2008 at 10:13

  Five yams are enough for anyone. They are a precious resource and not to be wasted.

• 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 19th, 2008 at 08:19

  That’s just what Farmer Grouty said during the great yam famine of ’59.

• 8. Kevil  |  August 19th, 2008 at 08:46

  Yeah, but he secretly had that massive yam stockpile in his shed. Fucking greedy bastard he was.

• 9. Chris  |  August 19th, 2008 at 10:13

  Greedy Grouty, they called him. Remember when the whole village turned up at his door with flaming torches and pitchforks? Of course, he was on holiday in the Algarve at the time, so they just helped themselves to yams and went home.

• 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 21st, 2008 at 09:00

  I long for the day when I can help myself to some yams. I have a yearning for yams. Is that wrong?

• 11. Chris  |  August 21st, 2008 at 18:05

  For a grown man such as yourself it’s 12% wrong, but you’re by no means alone in your yearnings. Call Addicts Anonyamous.

• 12. Kevil  |  August 22nd, 2008 at 08:41

  Or if they are full you could try Yam Yearners

• 13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 28th, 2008 at 12:57

  Yam Yearners turned me away, they said that the society had been closed for five years and to try further down the road at Yashmack Kens

• 14. Chris  |  September 2nd, 2008 at 09:30

  Yashmack Kens is a strange place. Don’t go there. Instead, ask yourself this: if Yam Yearners had been closed for five years, why was there anyone there to turn you away?

  It’s a secret society, you see. You need to go up and do the secret yamshake with them and they’ll let you in, probably with some weird initiation ceremony involving fire, brimstone and yams.

• 15. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 15th, 2008 at 09:09

  Can we start our own secret society when I come to visit? I think something involving a yamshake would be marvellous. Plus we’d all look cool (…?)

• 16. Chris  |  September 17th, 2008 at 12:24

  YES. We should have matching hats.

• 17. Kevil  |  September 19th, 2008 at 15:34

  Yam Yearners, is still going strong I assure you. I’m a member myself.

  If we statred our own secret society it’d have to be bloody good cos i’d get kicked out of Yam Yearners, and that’s not something to be taken lightly!

  We definately need hats, and maybe odd coloured socks.