Mangapap Japcrap Inc
November 6th, 2008
Good Morning Gentlemen and welcome to the shareholders meeting for Mangapap Japcrap Inc. As you are aware things in the market are unstable and unpredictable but I believe with the backing of our investors, as well as our hard work, we will manage to establish ourselves accordingly.
Are there any questions?
10 Comments
1. Chris | November 6th, 2008 at 13:55
What colour will the Net Gain Fishing Nets be?
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 6th, 2008 at 17:59
They will be aquamarine in tone but raw red in attitude.
They will also be available in turdy brown for the more thoughtful clients.
3. Kevil | November 6th, 2008 at 22:08
Will there be free biscuits at the AGM?
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 7th, 2008 at 13:16
The AGM will take place up your bum, first right, second shelf in a jam jar.
And yes of course there will be free biscuits supplied by Stuff This, a local biscuits firm.
Any further questions?
5. Chris | November 9th, 2008 at 11:03
Can I get business cards printed up? And if so, can they be mauve with flourescent highlights picking out the shape of a rampant lady around my name?
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 9th, 2008 at 20:27
Look I know we will be printing the highest quality of horse erotica the likes of which have never been seen in this country before but we have to maintain a clean image.
We’ll have silhouetted boobies in the background and nothing more.
7. Kevil | November 10th, 2008 at 11:13
Do we each get a blinged up pimp-mobile as a company car?
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 10th, 2008 at 18:49
Define pimp-mobile. If you mean a Ford Escort with a couple of suspenders hanging from the wing mirrors then yes.
9. Chris | November 13th, 2008 at 01:07
That’s better than I imagined. I was only holding out for a battered Saxo with soiled underwear tied to the aerial.
10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 13th, 2008 at 08:34
Ah well you see we at Mangapap Japcrap wheelie, wheelie value our loyal staff (despite not publishing anything yet) and want you to understand that your needs are just as important as my needs despite my needs getting paid 55% more than your needs.