Location, Location

July 30th, 2009

Er yeah fellas I only thought to ask politely when I say

“Where the fuck is the book we’ve been writing?” and

“Why doesn’t anyone come on anymore?” and

“Would someone like to give me some money so I can make a prototype of the Pap-Babble-Apple-Ator?”

Entry Filed under: Loins

12 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  August 2nd, 2009 at 15:21

    To take the questions in order:

    With Kev.

    I’ve been away in France for a week.

    and

    No.

  • 2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  August 2nd, 2009 at 23:54

    Answers. All I ever get is answers. I’m sick of hearing answers.

    Does nobody have any lies anymore?

  • 3. Kevil  |  August 3rd, 2009 at 10:51

    In space.

    I dont have any fingers to type with anymore

    certainly, here’s £1Trillion.

  • 4. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  August 4th, 2009 at 08:22

    You sir, you and your book hoarding will get you nowhere sir. I say sir that you need to be taught a lesson sir. If only the Panda Girls were here, why, they’d give you a thrasing you’d never forget.

    Ham Ham Hamtaro.

  • 5. Chris  |  August 4th, 2009 at 12:13

    I thought for a minute you were talking about the hamato – the ham tomato.

  • 6. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  August 4th, 2009 at 13:42

    No, I would never discuss illegal meat-veg hybrids on a website of this calibre. The ratings would drop twelve points.

  • 7. Chris  |  August 5th, 2009 at 11:21

    Not twelve! O vegetable police have mercy!

  • 8. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  August 10th, 2009 at 08:45

    Twelve would see us in the leagues of THIS:

    http://kevinhill.com/

  • 9. Chris  |  August 11th, 2009 at 08:45

    I just went to that website and it was so lonely that not only did I weep, but other people in adjoining rooms also started welling up. I’m not going back there gain.

  • 10. Kevil  |  August 11th, 2009 at 09:33

    Ho dare they steal my name and waste its web prescence so cruelly. That makes me want to lay waste to vast regions of Versailles.

    Curse you Vegetable Police.

  • 11. Chris  |  August 13th, 2009 at 13:24

    The vegetable police have the blood of the slain folk of Versailles on their hands.

    I demand a public apology! And an inquiry!

  • 12. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  August 16th, 2009 at 19:19

    I demand that Kevin, who I believe is in possession of the book, finish his bloody pages and pass it the fuck on 😛

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