Lower Intestine
January 5th, 2009
So… we’ve got a whole 2009 to shake a stick at. Are we going to waste it? No. Are we going to sit at the side and watch it walk past, with a show of puppies and attractive ladies, throwing candy at street tramps? No, but that would be worth watching.
I say 2009 is when we burn back baby! I think we should undertake a project for the site. Any ideas?
21 Comments
1. Chris | January 6th, 2009 at 19:49
Yes, we should be brimming with mack.
What about a book? We write a page then send it to the next person who writes the next page. Or you get two pages ago, one for text and one for pictures. Or something.
Heck yes.
2. Chris | January 6th, 2009 at 19:50
Or… OR… we could invent a person and try to get them featured in a newspaper.
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 7th, 2009 at 08:51
You mean like we start spreading internet rumours, gossip, news about a particular someone in the hope that they might actually be carried forth? Would people really be that dense? 😛
Sounds chuckle-rific. I like the book idea too. Let’s do both!
4. Kevil | January 7th, 2009 at 11:22
Lets eat lots of cheese toasties…
I should probably think about this when I’m not hungry!
5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 7th, 2009 at 13:06
You see you, right, you can sit there and eat cheese toasties and get fat like the rest of the fat. You’ve seen them Kev, they’re everywhere. I mean even I’m fat but I wouldn’t want you to get fat, even though you’re fat too. Even Marshall’s fat. Fat. Fat.
Phat.
6. Chris | January 7th, 2009 at 15:46
Everyone’s fat. It’s a scientific fact. Established by scientists like me.
I am going to get a BOOK and I am going to start it and post it to one of youse.
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 8th, 2009 at 09:33
Maybe you should post it to me first seeing as Kev has gone silent again, although he has just read Demons and Angels and thinks it’s the best thing he’s read in ages 😛
I like scientists like you. You tell me what I already know. And what I don’t know I don’t agree with.
8. Kevil | January 8th, 2009 at 11:21
I’m not quiet, I’m busy with a new money making doodad.
One day I SHALL return.
9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 8th, 2009 at 14:41
Ah ha, is that the doo-dad with the spring flight moist gentry? The one that you were telling me about before Christmas?
10. Chris | January 10th, 2009 at 11:37
No, this is the doo-dad with the elasticated rear valve pulley.
11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 12th, 2009 at 09:42
Sounds a little too conventional for my liking. Can you not just throw a couple of sinuey cabbages in there for good measure? Couple of crepe a morn-geys?
12. I-MAC | January 14th, 2009 at 13:37
Did you know that the doo-dad with the spring flight moist gentry was voted the most useful thing in the year 3007? I did write an entire chapter in my book about it, with additional dot-to-dot drawings for the youngsters or plugelists as we call them.
13. Kevil | January 16th, 2009 at 15:55
aaaarrrgh… he’s back!
14. Chris | January 16th, 2009 at 16:02
Has HE got the book yet?
15. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 16th, 2009 at 17:54
He as in him as in that as in me?
Yes I ham, and ham will be working on it over the weekend and then will forward it to Head. Don’t worry, I’ll make sense I-Mac doesn’t get his greasy robot mits on it.
16. Chris | January 16th, 2009 at 17:59
That’s grate. Just souper.
17. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 19th, 2009 at 08:55
Souper indeed. I ham well awurr how annoying I-Mac his, so I whill doo my very vest to insure he does not come bakk.
18. Kevil | January 20th, 2009 at 13:30
You see that you do.
Where’s this book? Has it been filed with the competition entries?
19. Chris | January 21st, 2009 at 21:58
NO. It is a beautiful and moving story, or it was when I last had it.
20. Kevil | January 22nd, 2009 at 14:28
I have it now… work shall continue.
21. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 23rd, 2009 at 11:16
You could say it’s about to resume, mmm hmm?
That was supposed to be a joke but it failed.