Vixen Hawk Episode Guide
October 6th, 2009
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Episode 18 – Noose Lips Chop Chips
Hanging from the nose of the president Vixen uses the last of her strength to pull herself back up on top of Mount Rushmore. The eternal monument has a red haze; a lot of blood has been spilled and all in the name of death!
Still, with Sir Chester Lester finally behind bars it appears as though the greatest enemy of the city has finally been vanquished, or has it? Has he? Will they now?
Vixen attends a celebration in her honour only to have ti crashed by a very attractive and familiar-looking woman. Before she can change into her now slightly more alluring costume guest speaker Angela Lansbury has been captured. The streets are filled with screaming people. Bobby Paul needs to take his shirt back to Next and get a refund. Such a tall order. Vixen follows the trail left by her new nemesis to a crocodile-infested swamp. Luckily though theur gnashers are nothing compared to our heroine’s personalised style of judo karate kendo martial arts, taught to her secretly at the age of three. She was still on rusks then.
In a cafe in the middle of the swamp Angela Lansbury hangs in a cage next to the specials menu above a pit of seedy vultures, desperate for attention. The queue at the cashier hasn’t moved for the last five minutes as a minor searches through his pockets for enough change to buy a custard cream. The evil capturer is revealed: but… it’s Vixen! How can this be? Oh no no, the capturer may look like her but she’s no Vixen. This is Crazy Gazey, Vixen’s identical half-sister who could also be her cousin only nobody went that far with the family tree. A titanic battle ensures however it ends with the inevitable yet satisfying conclusion with Angela Lansbury safe in the arms of a 2.99 coffee and donut lunchtime deal. But what of Crazy Gazey? She escapes and comes back in the, ah ah, that would be telling.
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6 Comments
1. Kevil | October 6th, 2009 at 09:05
Thats all well and good, but what was on the specials menu??
2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | October 6th, 2009 at 13:01
Just the usual:
Filet Mignon
Chez Du Paris
Appetizers du Avec Cochon
Squid
3. Chris | October 14th, 2009 at 09:38
I always liked the third series. It looked really slick. The lighting director was awesome in this one – I don’t know why they sacked him and gave the contract to Maglite. The torch-lit series 4 might have been seedy but you couldn’t make out people’s faces. In this series you could see the artistry in the way those vultures were lit.
4. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | October 15th, 2009 at 08:06
So true. It was at that point that it went a little downhill. I blame the sponsors: Charley McFarley’s Party Hardy Cardies. Even at the board meeting I could tell they were never going to take off. Honestly.
5. Chris | October 15th, 2009 at 12:41
What’s the word on the new series? Has it got the green light yet or is it still illuminated in puce?
6. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | October 15th, 2009 at 13:31
It’s still be humped in both directions by the production team and the tv execs. I’m trying to act as a go-between but it’s not working. Vicky Gaze, the star of Vixen Hawk, is currently on holiday which is only making matters worse.