Newsboost Zoom Flume – Rich People Given What For

October 19th, 2009

Today has seen the majority of the world breathe a sigh of relief and engage in a round of applause after it has been proved without a doubt that you can’t always get what you want.

Philea Phonea, a sixteen year old Russian diplomat, attempted to buy a pencil sharpener from an elderley resident in his home town of Whipplelicious and failed dramatically. The incident was captured on film and Super 8 then broadcast from station to station like that bit in ‘Lord of the Rings: Return of The King’ where they light the torches for everyone to see. Superb.

Meanwhile on the Isles of Scilly just off the coast of Great Britain three obnoxious little children, ages 3 to 5, tried to make off with a box of sweets at their local sweet emporium only to be thwarted by Barbara Bopp, the current owner. She took back to the box of sweets and returned them to their equally useless parents by the tips of their ears. She had to enlist the help of Wilson Pickett, who was picking daisies in a field round the back, and then sang a few songs to lighten the mood.

Finally two Japanese tourists handed over ten billion pounds to Morris Jubjon to pay for a limited edition lifesize statue of God putting his feet up on the 7th day only to be told that it was going to be shot into space to help with global warming. No sale. Two very shocked and confused people. Can God help prevent the suns harmful rays?

Stories to warm the heart and cool the soul. That’s Newsboost.

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