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March 17th, 2010

I have been abroad and I am now back, having been places and seen things. Some of the things I saw, I took pictures of, like this happy lump of snow:

And this remarkably positive graffiti:

I am now at home again. Thus ends my tale. (Though I skipped the bit where I had a run in with the police and am saving it for my autobiography.)

Entry Filed under: Chris,Look at this,Think about it

13 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  March 18th, 2010 at 08:23

    Were you running drugs again?

  • 2. Chris  |  March 19th, 2010 at 21:58

    Yes. I mean, no.

  • 3. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  March 20th, 2010 at 09:32

    How can you get happy snow? I think that all snow reeks of sadness.

  • 4. Chris  |  March 20th, 2010 at 19:03

    Have you SEEN that snow? It’s clearly having the time of its life.

  • 5. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  March 20th, 2010 at 21:31

    I’m not too sure. It almost looks as though the smile were put there by someone else, by someone less wholesome…

  • 6. Chris  |  March 27th, 2010 at 10:00

    NO! Well, sort of no. I mean, I made the smile physical, but I was just creating a visual signal of the deep joy that resonated from that lump of snow already.

  • 7. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  March 27th, 2010 at 22:05

    So you altered the snow’s FEACE to make a photo just so you could feel good about yourself? I dunno Big man. If you mess with mother nature she can fuck you up real bad.

  • 8. Chris  |  March 28th, 2010 at 13:07

    No. I improved the snow’s FEACE. It’s significantly different and very clearly more munificent than your idea.

  • 9. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  March 29th, 2010 at 19:27

    I dunno, I got a call last night from Mo No (that’s her street name). She’s mad, real mad baby and she got a sandtrap wit yo name on it bitch.

  • 10. Chris  |  March 31st, 2010 at 17:23

    Mo No’s a mo fo. She don’t scare me no mo. Fo sho.

  • 11. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  April 3rd, 2010 at 21:50

    I’m 26 and I understood that completely. It means I’m not as old as I thought I was and I can adequately use the term compus mentus. Double score.

  • 12. Chris  |  April 6th, 2010 at 10:01

    Net gain!

  • 13. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  April 8th, 2010 at 07:40

    Ahhhhhhhh, no Matthew Fox, I don’t want your pithy pathy eye cream to make me look like a film star. I can still talk to “the kids”, that’s enough for me sir.

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