Business Prospects
May 5th, 2010
Time is of the essence.
I have decided to take one of my more obscure business ventures and actually make it happen. Having visited a local bank I have managed to secure a small loan in order to get us up and running. I won’t go into too many details because there are rivals constantly watching me, trying to steal my ideas. Know this though: if they strike me down I will become more powerful than they could ever imagine…
Nah I’ll just do it now. I am going to open two shops: one selling eagles and one as an opticians with a twist in the centre of town. After people constantly mishearing what I am saying on the phone at work it was inevitable. The eagles we sell will be the best. The opticians will all be dressed as birds. This time next year Optimum Eagles and Opticle Seagulls will be raking the money in.
You may offer to buy shares now.
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4 Comments
1. Chris | May 8th, 2010 at 00:00
No.
Instead I am going to begin my own rival business venture based on mishearings and open a rest home for nectar-producing insects on the coast, called Bee By Sea.
2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | May 8th, 2010 at 21:07
No way. Not on the same road as mine!
You filthy witch!
3. Chris | May 8th, 2010 at 22:33
YES! Right over the street! On the corner of Net Gain and Up Yours!
4. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | May 10th, 2010 at 07:39
Damn you!
I was so close to getting the property on the corner of All Mine and Deploy! I should have gone there instead. You with your thieving ways.