Geordie Scum
I am ecstatic to be able to unveil the Newcastle visit stuff. It’s on the Things page. Oh god I’m excited.
4 comments July 14th, 2006 Chris
Trefoil
This image is a trefoil:
I found it on the shared drive here at work. I uploaded it to Pouringbeans. This is theft.
😀
7 comments July 13th, 2006 Chris
The Book of Power
It’s here.
You’ve all been waiting for it and now it has arrived…
Its…
Erudite Musings on the Human Condition (With Slags)
And its in lovely pdf format sized at only 1.07Mb
Enjoy.
6 comments July 9th, 2006 Kevil
Video
So I’ve got 20 minutes of edited video footage of our gay weekend together (ho ho ho, sailor). What do you mackers want to do with it? It’s too big for YouTube.
I can squish it down to the size of a 10p piece and upload it to a server somewhere (like mine) so you can download it and pump your ass full of its Newcastle charms. Or I can just burn it onto a CD and send it to you like the bitch it is.
Hey you, Kev! Where’s that book?
16 comments July 8th, 2006 Chris
Locker Check – Number 29
Date: 7th July 2006
Time: 13:45
Location: The Baltic, Newcastle Upon Tyne
Locker check successful. Still locked with possessions. Added 7 inch vinyl of some bollocks band nobody cares about. Previously added ‘Erudite Musings on the Human Condition’ had fallen over and refused to stand up. Propped against side of locker. Vinyl propped against the back of locker. Left with no complications.
Random thought: I used to work with a man called Hue Rae. I kid ye not.
5 comments July 8th, 2006 Ian
Poetry Corner
Read this and get some culture all up in your grill.
Continue Reading 1 comment July 7th, 2006 Chris
More
This page needs more randomicity
Shave my lemons, leggings for the man with no hens, furnish my chops with a set of lovely hammers then run until your eyes go askew and your nails rips holes in the Ozone layer:
 
I got this when I typed in ‘random’ in Google.
I think my lemons need a good shave. Poor man with no hens 🙁
July 7th, 2006 Ian
Anne Frank – wtf?
So, she hid from the Nazis in a cupboard or something didn’t she? And she kept a diary didn’t she? So… did she write the diary in the cupboard? If so could anyone actually read it? I remember the time I was in a cupboard at school with two other people, eating lunch and that, and when I came out what I’d written was all skew-iff!
Did she have some special pen light?
4 comments July 7th, 2006 Ian