Word of the Week!
This week’s word is Kestrel.
And here is one such creature:
7 comments April 3rd, 2007
Posts filed under 'Kev'
Seeing Not Doing…
This is slightly delayed, but none the less brilliant.
When I went to Loon-don to see the Marshall this is the kind of japery we got up to.
and enjoy.
11 comments March 19th, 2007
I’m sorry, I’m Dead!
Sorry to have to tell you all that I have died. It happened last saturday and was very sudden. I was attacked by a cougar whilst in Edinburgh Zoo. You wont see any reports of it in the press as we settled out of court for a tidy sum. Whenever you address me from now on it should be as Kevin Hill (deceased).
Thank you for you co-operation.
P.S. What the hell is going on with the images on this site??? I SHALL investigate!
6 comments December 8th, 2006
The Gallery
After much anticipation the next “World Exclusive” has arrived on PouringBeans.com
Marvel in its wonderous masterpieces, then get bored and go get some nachos… I dares ya.
6 comments October 27th, 2006
Another World Exclusive
Following extensive research*, Kev and I are able to reveal that the word below has never been published anywhere on the internet before now. Once it has been published it will – until it becomes a worldwide phenomenon and all the kids are saying it – be the sole incarnation of this word to grace the inforweb superhighnet.
MINTYFLAP
I don’t know about you but I feel pretty humble.
* we did a search on Google
7 comments September 23rd, 2006
IT’S NOT CHRISTMAS!
Its rant time again!….
Last week we recieved through the post “The Big Book of Christmas”. Fine you may think, but you’d be as wrong as Pete Doherty….
Of Course your wrong and do you know why? BECAUSE IT’S AUGUST! Now unless the Churches all got together and had a meeting they didnt tell us about at which they decided that christmas is now to be held at the end of september, then Christmas is 4 MONTHS away.
Now I don’t know about you, but I dont want to think about Christmas in August, It’s sunny outside and i can still see at 10pm. Christmas is something that happens in cold wet miserable winter and is exciting because its all the things winter isn’t:
1. Exciting
2. Fun
3. Bright and
4. Colourful
There too much in my life going on now to worry about things 4 months off. I don’t start thinking about my birthday (in July) at the start of April, that would be stupid. So why? WHY? do they feel the need to shove Christmas down our throats in August?
By the time we actually get to the “magical” day of December 25th we’ve all spent 4 months listening to Jingle Bells in TESCO and I for one am bored to death of the sight of green and red, fake snow and reindeers.
SO….. Join my campaign now.
KEEP CHRISTMAS IN DECEMBER!
Thank you
That is all.
7 comments August 29th, 2006
“red delicious”
This: 
 is apparently a Red Delicious apple.
I have 2 problems with this.
1: Its more maroon than red (picky I know)
2: More importantly, ITS NOT DELICIOUS! goddam
The sticker told me it was sweet and juicy. More lies.
Just thought you’d like to know.
PS: Buy Royal Gala Apples!
14 comments August 17th, 2006