IT’S NOT CHRISTMAS!
August 29th, 2006
Its rant time again!….
Last week we recieved through the post “The Big Book of Christmas”. Fine you may think, but you’d be as wrong as Pete Doherty….
Of Course your wrong and do you know why? BECAUSE IT’S AUGUST! Now unless the Churches all got together and had a meeting they didnt tell us about at which they decided that christmas is now to be held at the end of september, then Christmas is 4 MONTHS away.
Now I don’t know about you, but I dont want to think about Christmas in August, It’s sunny outside and i can still see at 10pm. Christmas is something that happens in cold wet miserable winter and is exciting because its all the things winter isn’t:
1. Exciting
2. Fun
3. Bright and
4. Colourful
There too much in my life going on now to worry about things 4 months off. I don’t start thinking about my birthday (in July) at the start of April, that would be stupid. So why? WHY? do they feel the need to shove Christmas down our throats in August?
By the time we actually get to the “magical” day of December 25th we’ve all spent 4 months listening to Jingle Bells in TESCO and I for one am bored to death of the sight of green and red, fake snow and reindeers.
SO….. Join my campaign now.
KEEP CHRISTMAS IN DECEMBER!
Thank you
That is all.
7 Comments
1. Ian | August 29th, 2006 at 13:04
Doody 😀
2. Chris | August 29th, 2006 at 16:11
I join your campaign!
(Is there a membership fee?)
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 29th, 2006 at 17:01
Choog!
4. Kevil | August 30th, 2006 at 14:03
There is a membership fee of 10 Groats. And for that you get a membership pack with a Card, badge and 8 pointed ninja star for flinging at store managers who start selling Chrismas stuff early
5. Chris | August 30th, 2006 at 15:57
10 groats! At the current exchange rate there’s 3 pieces of eight to the groat! I don’t have that kind of cash!
6. Kevil | August 30th, 2006 at 16:51
Ok then as an introductary offer to PouringBeans Readers I’ll do it for 5 groats an 3 pieces o’eight
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 30th, 2006 at 21:54
I think you should convert the groats into nuggets Kev, that’ll confuse even more 😀
Didn’t they used to have groats in Crinkly Bottom?