Lost Property

I found this on the shared drive at work.

Hooray for petty theft!

4 comments August 23rd, 2006

World exclusive

This picture is part of a feature for my geeky roads site that is in production and hasn’t been put online yet:

This makes it a world exclusive.

I was thinking today about what a limp concept a world exclusive is. It basically just means something new. Everything goes through a stage where only a few people have seen it before lots of other people do. At the moment, this post is a world exclusive to me.

Even better is the idea of a private performance (sometimes disguised as a private screening or a secret gig). I have a private performance world exclusive every time I have a piss. That specific whizz has never been seen anywhere in the world before and I am the only person who gets to see it.

If I was Pete Doherty people would queue round the block to see that.

This means two things as far as I can see:

1. Virtually everything on Pouring Beans has been a world exclusive. We have been underselling ourselves.
2. I am so glad I’m not Pete Doherty. When I take a leak I like to do so in private.

8 comments August 22nd, 2006

Look at this

It’s Kev next to his old car. It has nothing to do with this post.
Anyway, I’m so busy my arse is barely touching the ground between exciting occurences. And here’s where I fill you in, my lucky chums and chummettes.

Basically I have no idea where I’ll be working in two weeks’ time. I have one job offer waiting for a reply, I hear back from another interview in the next two days and I’m meeting a very important man who may (potentially) offer me a job on Wednesday.

In two weeks, will I still be doing boring stuff at the University of Leeds? Will I be responsible for trailers, jingles and station sound at BBC Radio Leeds? Will I be starting a new career in London with the BBC World Service? Or will I be sitting here, in this very chair, naked and scratching my meat and two veg with the handle of a wooden spoon?

Stay tuned to Pouring Beans for the answers!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 comments August 14th, 2006

Laser work

Today I have mostly been stealing this from work:

Clicky for bigness

 

It is a man working with lasers. I reckon his name is George.

5 comments July 18th, 2006

NiSH online

Thanks to Kev having grabbified screen-ness from the NiSH DVDs, I can now unveil the semi-official web presence of NiSH!

In accordance with the grandiose stature and cultural significance of the NiSH series, I’ve bunged them somewhere in the middle of this page.

6 comments July 14th, 2006

Geordie Scum

I am ecstatic to be able to unveil the Newcastle visit stuff. It’s on the Things page. Oh god I’m excited.

4 comments July 14th, 2006

Trefoil

This image is a trefoil:

I found it on the shared drive here at work. I uploaded it to Pouringbeans. This is theft.

😀

7 comments July 13th, 2006

Video

So I’ve got 20 minutes of edited video footage of our gay weekend together (ho ho ho, sailor). What do you mackers want to do with it? It’s too big for YouTube.

I can squish it down to the size of a 10p piece and upload it to a server somewhere (like mine) so you can download it and pump your ass full of its Newcastle charms. Or I can just burn it onto a CD and send it to you like the bitch it is.

Hey you, Kev! Where’s that book?

16 comments July 8th, 2006

Natalie Dee

Just found this lass.

http://www.nataliedee.com/

Proper good!

July 7th, 2006

Poetry Corner

Read this and get some culture all up in your grill.

Continue Reading 1 comment July 7th, 2006