Muffin Hats – A Novel Idea

October 3rd, 2011

Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrow’s geniuses (using song)

Who are you? Jefferson Tang.

What’s the Idea? Muffin Hats.

What is it? It’s a hat that’s also handily made of muffins.

What does it do? When you’re stuck for a snack and there’s nothing but smack, and your stomachs gone slack you need… Muffin Hats. They’re a cheap and inexpensive way of fighting the problems of hunger and fashion. All you do is wear the hat and when you need something to eat you take a bite. Not only this but the hat will leave a lovely muffin aroma to your hair, leaving loved ones bemused and confused in equal measures. 

So what are you gonna do about it? Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it’s all in my head.

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