Christmas Market (dirty, dirty)

November 3rd, 2008

Alright so we should have done this a couple of months ago but you know us, we couldn’t plan some sort of social arrangement in a tavern. Clearly the Beans is pouring money down a dirty, dirty drain and we’ve gotta make some readies otherwise we’ll be left with nothing but comfortable responsibility on our backs.

I’m suggesting a full frontal people. We have to attack those stupid bitches with their brimming wallets with the crappiest, shoddiest shit we can find. Get out your permanent markers; it’s a free for all!

Okay that’s enough army chit chat. I think with the amount of material we’ve got on the site we could muster something along the loins, lines, loins, lines of christmas cards, mugs and t-shirts. Think about everything we say… who wouldn’t want a t-shirt that said ‘Grand Mal’ on it? Here’s a comprehensive list I made up on the spot of the top whatevers we regularly say:

1. You see you, right…
2. Grand Mal
3. Skippety Bee Ba
4. I like / don’t like those apples
5. Loins

Thems makes goods moneys, no’s?

Entry Filed under: Gravy,Ian,Think about it,Tragic

21 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  November 3rd, 2008 at 10:31

    You still seem to be under the delusion that anyone other than us 3 cares about this….

    Put me down for a mug with “Suck on this… Bitch.” on it.

  • 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 3rd, 2008 at 19:12

    They do, there’s Mack Mackford, The Saint King, Jerry Loinsford, Pete Docherty (where would he be without us?), Audrey to name but a few.

    Is that just the one mug or thirty thousand?

  • 3. Chris  |  November 3rd, 2008 at 23:27

    Can I get a “net gain” fishing net?

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 4th, 2008 at 08:30

    I think that sounds ideal. Does that sound ideal?

    …

    Yes that sounds ideal. It’s in the bag!

  • 5. Kevil  |  November 4th, 2008 at 09:34

    The only problem with Mack Mackford, The Saint King, Jerry Loinsford, Pete Docherty and Audrey is that you made them all up.

    I’m even convinced that Audrey was you in a suit so you could get away with owning Zak albums and watching Cranford.

    PS. You forgot Big Red Chicken

  • 6. Auds  |  November 4th, 2008 at 09:49

    Hey, don’t diss the Zak Cranford person.

  • 7. Chris  |  November 4th, 2008 at 15:54

    We should also sell things we stole from work.

    (*makes reference to a recurring feature from 2006 that nobody remembers*)

  • 8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 5th, 2008 at 08:21

    *sings* FEATURE that no-one REMEMBERS!

    I dunno, we’ve done a lot of of features over the how many years is it? Three? We ding dang dosh can’t remember every single one of them.

    Was it silly? 😀

  • 9. Chris  |  November 6th, 2008 at 13:58

    Silly… really… really… silly!

  • 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 6th, 2008 at 17:59

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (and on, and Ariston).

  • 11. Kevil  |  November 7th, 2008 at 10:39

    Huzzah for crappy washing machine ads!

  • 12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 7th, 2008 at 13:17

    I’m glad someone remembers, sometimes it’s like they just forget the classics. Like some people forget when Kellogs (I think it’s Kellogs) changed the name of Coco Pops to Choco Crispies, the fools.

  • 13. Chris  |  November 9th, 2008 at 11:08

    Re-record, not fade away!

  • 14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 9th, 2008 at 20:28

    F*cking stupid skeleton.

    “I’m gonna tell you how it’s gonna be
    With Scotch’s lifetime guarantee…”

    F*cking stupid skeleton.

  • 15. Kevil  |  November 12th, 2008 at 09:51

    I liked that skelleton: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oJzRpgXvM2I

  • 16. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 12th, 2008 at 18:59

    You can’t even spell skeleton, fool! You don’t deserve no cred. Outta here, big willie style!

  • 17. Chris  |  November 13th, 2008 at 10:56

    Yeah. Everyone knows it’s spelled “skellington”.

  • 18. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 17th, 2008 at 09:08

    Yeah… what?

  • 19. Kevil  |  November 17th, 2008 at 10:33

    bwaaaa

  • 20. Chris  |  November 17th, 2008 at 13:17

    EEFY McJEEFY says:

    “bones”

  • 21. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 18th, 2008 at 08:12

    Look, is this effing Eefy McJeefy a puppet or something? Does it sit on your knee? Can you tap on it’s head and laugh at the noise it makes?

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