Criteria for a ‘Pussycat Dolls’ video
August 31st, 2006
1. Some jiggy shit (in that what constitutes music for the under twelves i.e. shit that jigs).
2. Some weird, flashy video with a threadbare plot.
3. Minimal clothing.
4. The fit one at the front.
I don’t mind the last two it’s just the first two that annoy me. They did that drippy ballad after the first one but since then it’s all, to quote myself, “jiggy shit”. What’s their new single, ‘I don’t need a man’ or something like that? Well if you don’t then why are you dressed in what would pass as a small teatowel? To impress the lesbians? I think not.
*thinks: just as long as the fit one’s at the front*
6 Comments
1. Chris | August 31st, 2006 at 08:48
The first two points are why I don’t watch music TV.
The last two points are why I wish I watched music TV.
Cruel world.
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 31st, 2006 at 12:18
It’s a suckers market. I have freeview in Siobhan’s brother’s bedroom. Other than that it’s all shod terrestrial.Terrestrial shod.
3. Chris | August 31st, 2006 at 12:27
That’s channels 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5. How very 20th century!
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 31st, 2006 at 20:25
I’m gonna hate it when they shunt us all onto digital. I like choice, even if it is terrestrial shod.
Shoddy terrestrial 😀
5. Kevil | September 6th, 2006 at 12:36
you could always rip all the other buttons off you remote so you only have 1-5
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 7th, 2006 at 08:37
Would it curb my jealously? I doubt it.
I just like saying terrestrial shod. Shoddy terrestrial 😀 sorta like
Silly
Really
Really
Silly!