25 Comments

• 1. Kevil  |  September 3rd, 2007 at 15:29

  Chris, in all honsesty… when did you become homosexual?

• 2. Chris  |  September 3rd, 2007 at 16:46

  You have not a shred of honsesty in your whole body, Mr Hill.

  Is it really so gay to laugh at a cat in a hat? What about a dog in socks? Or a donkey in a sou’wester?

• 3. Kevil  |  September 3rd, 2007 at 18:26

  Yes, yes it is, unless it is in a cruel mocking way, which you clearly were not!

  (However a donkey in a sou’wester is passable. I think. I’ll have to check the manual on not being gay.)

• 4. Chris  |  September 3rd, 2007 at 19:52

  I refuse to believe that, when you loaded up The Beans and saw Mr Tibbles there in his leopardskin hat, you did not find it funny.

  If you have to be gay to laugh at a cat in a hat then I really don’t know what this country is coming to.

• 5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 4th, 2007 at 08:14

  That cat looks as though he is going to take out his frustration somehow. Like he can’t kill his owner or the person with the camera but my god, when he sees some other cat or small rodent he is gonna kick the shit out of them.

  We could write a series about it 😀 and call it something weird like, “Paw Judgement’. How about them apples?

• 6. Chris  |  September 4th, 2007 at 12:15

  Claw Justice?

  I like it. By day he’s a cute ball of fluffy fun, wearing his leopardskin hat like a good little diddums. By night he’s a gun-toting, no-shit maverick, doing whatever needs to be done to bring mice to justice. Oh yeah!

• 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 4th, 2007 at 12:43

  Yeah that’s better. Paw Justice could be like another series where Mr. Tibbles is framed for a crime he didn’t commit and goes on the run. And the pun in the title, well, it’ll just reflect the calibre of the writing won’t it? 🙂

  BRING DOWN THE MICE!

• 8. Kevil  |  September 4th, 2007 at 13:03

  The “How not to be gay” manual accepts that you are allowed to enjoy seeing a cat wearing novelty clothing as long as it is backed up with the back story of a revenge hungry animal out for justice by picking on the small fries.

• 9. Chris  |  September 4th, 2007 at 13:55

  I knew it! Clause 104.5a redeems me again!

• 10. Chris  |  September 4th, 2007 at 14:09

  …I have now started Claw Justice here and I invite my fellow Beaners to add to it as they see fit.

  We could publish in time for Christmas if we’re quick!

• 11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 6th, 2007 at 12:30

  It would be a best seller I know it would. We can’t lose :O and it’d be another one for the Pouring Beans gift shop along with:

  1) Erudite Musings
  2) Nish
  3) Mr Smith
  4) That thing with Dave and his Gin shop

  *rubs his hands with glee* oh yeah, no more pasty sandwiches for me. It’s up, up, up and away!

• 12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 8th, 2007 at 23:10

  By the way Tina was very impressed with Tibbles.

• 13. Chris  |  September 9th, 2007 at 10:47

  Of course she was! I don’t know a woman who isn’t! Ha-harrr!

  (Got a bit piratey there. Sorry.)

• 14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 10th, 2007 at 07:37

  I expect all the women love Mr. Tibbles, that’s what makes him an international, millionaire, feline-chasing love spy.

  If only there was some way we could capitalise on it… oh wait, we’ve already been through this haven’t we? Nevermind

• 15. Chris  |  September 11th, 2007 at 15:31

  I have to say I’m deeply, deeply disappointed that nobody has added anything more than a couple of words to the story.

  We could be making millions here! COME ON!

• 16. Ian  |  September 12th, 2007 at 07:47

  *sings* I didn’t know *ends singing* that we were supposed to add to it. But I have done now 🙂

  “I could be happy, I could be happy,”

  Kev’s turn! Once he’s back from Alton Towers the greasy mitt.

• 17. Chris  |  September 13th, 2007 at 20:59

  I am going ahead, like some kind of rabid mo-fo, and adding more myself.

• 18. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 14th, 2007 at 13:37

  Then I too shall eat a bullet and then bite it and then write some more.

  When’s Kevin-Head getting involved? He’s gone all quiet again

• 19. Chris  |  September 15th, 2007 at 10:06

  He does that sometimes. He shall be punished.

• 20. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 17th, 2007 at 08:43

  I should hope so. Quietness should be punished by putting tasty pie and custard in front of the mo fo and then withdrawing it before he has a chance to sink his spoon into the lovliness.

  Then he wouldn’t like those apples.

• 21. Kevil  |  September 17th, 2007 at 09:48

  The “How not to be gay” manual states you cannot be called Ian or Chris. Sorry guys.

• 22. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 17th, 2007 at 14:01

  Awww… really? I have a post it note that says, ‘Ian is a woman’ at work. What does the book say about that?

• 23. Kevil  |  September 18th, 2007 at 12:21

  It doesnt mention it specifically but i found this passage which may be of interest…

  “…should any of your friends preffess to be a member of the opposite sex, they should be avoided and ridiculed at the same time. If both of these is not possible or desirable then one action should be performed to its fullest extent and with vigour….”

  What do you think of them apples?

• 24. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 18th, 2007 at 16:59

  I think the person who wrote that book can’t spell the word ‘profess’ 😀

  That makes those apples sour all over.

• 25. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 26th, 2007 at 07:37

  LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE KITTY WITH THE HATS AND HIS FACE AND THE OOOO