Heartily Endorsement
November 20th, 2008
Now that I am twenty-five years old I am now allowed to heartily endorse anything I see fit. It was only twenty years ago that the law was passed by Mr G. Bus of Redcar, whereby once a person passes into the realm of mid-twenties they can flim flam about anything they like and not feel prejudiced in any way. The first few years were a struggle; who could forget Jammy Arsen and his declaration of loving bunnies, painted white and balancing on top of Leicester Square? And what about Lulu Bankshaft? I doubt she’ll be shouting about Betamax anymore the silly mare.
I don’t want to put all my toes in the same basket so for now my endorsements will be hast and fard. Right now, as in now, as in not anytime before or possibly anytime in the future, I want to endorse that which is most dear to me. Thrusting. I heartily endorse thrusting in every way, shape and form.
If only Jerry was here. I wonder what he’s doing now…
Entry Filed under: Great,Ian,Loins,Quite nice,Tragic
10 Comments
1. Kevil | November 20th, 2008 at 09:53
Dont you remember… They locked him up after he stole all those letters?
Silly Bastard.
Huzzah for the thrusting!
2. Chris | November 20th, 2008 at 19:53
Yes, a hearty thusting endorsement never did anyone any harm. I plan to bask in the warm orangey glow of this most agreeable endorsement.
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 21st, 2008 at 13:23
This is how we do it Geordie style…
One, two, three, four, five six, seven, like
Thrust your loins like you’re riding a bike
It’s knee bother, knee bother, pease pudding
Then put your arms in the air all of a sudden
And so on.
4. Kevil | November 21st, 2008 at 14:04
Wye Aye pet.
5. Chris | November 21st, 2008 at 14:18
EEFY McJEEFY says:
“loins”
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 24th, 2008 at 08:28
The next time you see Eefy McJeefy you tell him… that I heartily endorse his love of loins
7. Chris | November 28th, 2008 at 00:53
I told him, and guess what?
He did a little smile.
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 1st, 2008 at 18:20
Did he a do a little smile that he hasn’t done in a while?
9. Chris | December 2nd, 2008 at 13:25
Yep.
10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 4th, 2008 at 08:27
Well Arthur Daly, Daley Thompson, the Thompson Twins! That fills my bitter old black heart with delight!
It’s nice that the love of loins can bring people together and cross divides that no-one else can trek. Without loins, let’s face it, you couldn’t trek anyway. Trekking is impossible without loins.