Silly Bint of the Month
June 21st, 2010
It would be far too easy to plump this feature up with the whole of the England squad or something like that (France possibly?) but quite frankly I’m not one to jump on any bandwagons, unless they’re playing the sweetest songs through the tinniest horns.
Sarah Jessica Parker is up in front and running since another astonishing smug and awful film version of SATC came out at the cinema. Gone is the ravishing young lovely who graced the screens with Steve Martin in LA Story and Nicolas Cage in Honeymoon in Vegas replaced by the sands of time with what was described as a “transvestite donkey witch” by a close friend. Fair enough, both of those films were almost twenty years gone but what has she done since then? Apart from Mars Attacks! not a lot.
Do you like awful romantic comedys? Lucky, as Parker has them in spades. Shall we go for the excrutiating ‘Failure to Launch’, the devestatingly bad ‘Did You Hear About the Morgans?’ or my personal favourite ‘Dudley Do-Right’?There’s a film that’s at the top of my wish list. Yep, right up there. I hope you’re all listening as I’m expecting a copy for Christmas.
If SATC was actually funny, actually entertaining and actually smart then I’m sure everyone would want to go and see it, not just women. But as the collective IQ of the creators of the series seems to have dropped off the scale there’s no point. You may as well stick your face in a fan. I wonder if there will be many people from the internet finding this and rushing to defend Miss Parker.
I welcome the challenge 🙂
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10 Comments
1. Chris | June 21st, 2010 at 14:31
I wasn’t aware that she had ever been in anything other than Sex and the City, a stable and a nosebag.
*sings* Nosebag!
2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | June 21st, 2010 at 20:14
*sings back* exactly!
I don’t think anyone follows her film career, not even her. I’m guessing any mention of Dudley Do-Right will only be met with confused and blank looks. That could be her normal face though.
3. Chris | June 22nd, 2010 at 20:10
I don’t like to think about her face. It gives me nightmares.
4. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | June 24th, 2010 at 12:12
Do you reckon if we drew her a new face that she would use it instead of her own?
5. Chris | June 24th, 2010 at 18:22
She needs a surrogate face. Like I had when I couldn’t feel my face.
6. Kevil | June 27th, 2010 at 00:05
I can lend her a bag of spanners if she’d like that to use?
7. Chris | June 27th, 2010 at 10:04
It would be an improvement.
I thought I saw her once, but it turned out to be a bulldog chewing a wasp.
8. Ian 'Mac Mac Mac Mac' McIver | June 29th, 2010 at 12:41
I read that last bit as “but it turned out to be a chewdog bulling a wasp”.
Can you bull something?
9. Chris | June 30th, 2010 at 14:47
Only if you’re a chewdog. They’ve had special training.
10. Ian 'Mac Mac Mac Mac' McIver | July 1st, 2010 at 16:07
If I were you I wouldn’t wanna know you.
That makes me sad. I’ve had no special training.