I appear to have found the problem which has led to us being suspended several times by our wonderfully helpful host www.namehog.net
It turns out some scumbag calling himself “Noble” had loaded a php script onto our server and was using it to send 40,000 SPAM emails a day, which ultimately got namehog’s web server dns blacklisted. Not fun for them! If I ever met one of these sad little nerds who sends all this spam or writes crappy little viruses which achieve little more than pissing off IT admins, I’d like to skin them alive and dunk them in a vat of lemon juice, that’d stop the little bastards!
Ahem, rant over…
October 16th, 2007
Kevil
It’s nocturnal at the moment. Just after 3am kind of nocturnal. It’s got me thinking about the things you only ever do at night. Things like going to the toilet in the dark.
I am tired tonight and I want to go to bed. Unfortunately I will only be there in another 4 hours or so. Grrrr.
There’s nothing else I have to say so I’m going to make a list of interesting things going through my mind.
- I have quarter of a treacle tart in the fridge at home.
- Yesterday I only spent about 25 minutes outdoors.
- Next to me is an office phone list where all the numbers include an international dialling code.
I’m going mad here.
October 13th, 2007
Chris
I have heard the news gentlemen! It is a great pleasure to hear that finally a task set by me the Saint King, the king of all saints, of all that is good and saintly and saint and goodly, is complete!
Excellent stuff! I look forward to seeing the photos when they are ready to be uploaded. When the postal strike is over expect many, many jewels of splendour!
October 9th, 2007
Ian
You see us, right, what the f*ck was that? 🙂
October 8th, 2007
Ian
I was reminded of this word just now and I don’t know why. But remembering it also brings back other memories of things I can remember.
Like wrapping Kev’s car in tape. I remember that.
What can you remember? Can you remember anything?
October 1st, 2007
Chris
Look at this shit right here. If you type ‘six wide’ into google images this picture comes up. It’s so proud of being six wide it’s described as being a six wide container. There’s also a six wide colour line truck.
If it were me, right, I wouldn’t wanna know me.
                
September 27th, 2007
Ian
Last night as I was rummaging (not a rum and cola rummage I must add) around for some music to listen to and what did I come across? Only the official O’Ffice CD, limited edition of four, that was handed out before we left school for good. I put it in and the memories came flooding back where I had a jolly good time, ahem:
“wasting My LIFE!”
It was when the shit remix of Tesla Coil came on that the tears started and they couldn’t be stopped. It made my current life look very six wide.
September 27th, 2007
Ian
Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song)
Who are you?Â
Gardy Guh-huh-de-ha
What’s the Idea?
Extendo-loins. It’s a way of extending your loins beyond the normal human capacity.
What is it?
In conjunction with a grant by Jerry Loinsford’s Academy, I have been working on stretching parts of the human body starting with the loins. The extendo-loins allows you to stretch them up to an additional one metre and with further research I believe they can go further.
What does it do?
When you’re getting down and funky on the dancefloor and you see a hot bitch shuffling by herself and you want to get her attention you can extend the extendo-loins. Not only will your sexual prowess increase ten-fold but it’ll show her that she’s the only hot bitch for you. If it worked in the seventies it’s bound to work now.
So what are you gonna do about it?
Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it’s all in my head >:)
September 25th, 2007
Ian
I typed the words, “crank weasel” into Google and apparently there’s a game called Crank The Weasel. How odd.
                                         
 This is about as exciting as my life gets.
September 19th, 2007
Ian
I think it’s time we were told what exactly has been happening in the world of cameras, Ian, photography, pictures, taking pictures with a camera, the creation of photography, Ian’s pictures, the camera being used to take photographs by Ian, and photos.
I, like millions of others, continue to wait with baited breath for news of the completion of what has, by all accounts, been an epic task at the hand of his most regal sainthood, Saint King.
There can be no doubt that a task such as this – the taking of pictures on a shoddy camera – is a daunting, haunting, flaunting task like no other. It cannot be rushed and it takes as long as it takes. Sometimes it takes a bit longer too.
But we are due an update. How many pictures have been taken? Do photographs remain to be captured? When may we expect processing of said pictures in negative form to take place?
The world is waiting.
September 11th, 2007
Chris
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