Things I Have Been Told To Do

July 11th, 2011

I have been told to make a return to Da Beans. So here I am, making a return. I am returning.

I can now add this thing to the list of things I have been told to do. This includes:

  • Tidy my room
  • Be quiet
  • Stop making that face
  • Don’t do that
  • Please don’t do that
  • Stop touching me
  • Get your finger out of my drink
  • Don’t talk about that any more
  • Go sit quietly over there
I have not been told to insert a picture of a dog riding a bicycle, but I am choosing to do this of my own accord, and you can’t stop me.

Entry Filed under: Chris,Quite nice,What I Did Today

11 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  July 11th, 2011 at 11:41

    Woo. A Proper return!

  • 2. Kevil  |  July 11th, 2011 at 11:41

    Also, stop putting -ingtons on the end or words.

  • 3. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  July 13th, 2011 at 11:06

    What the chuffingtons are you talking about? Let me the man talkingtons whichever way he wants.

  • 4. Chris  |  July 17th, 2011 at 15:05

    At no point did I say I was returningtons. The only person bringing twee suffixes into this conversation is Kevingtons.

  • 5. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  July 18th, 2011 at 07:27

    I say he should take a good lookingtons at his life-ingtons before he starts shoutingtons at people for no apparent reason.

    It’s almost a witch hunt.

  • 6. Chris  |  July 18th, 2011 at 10:08

    Indeedingtons. There’s no need to stir up a storm when the sky was clear and blue.

  • 7. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  July 18th, 2011 at 20:29

    I think he’s gone again, possibly too much chattingtons for his like-ingtons.

    I think this, as a rule, makes for more interesting conversations. He’s a bit jel/env of your viso/volto because you came up with it first.

  • 8. Kevil  |  July 22nd, 2011 at 16:26

    You can stop all this viso/volto nonsense as well you(ingtons)

  • 9. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  July 24th, 2011 at 17:45

    Without our words though Kevin what are we really? Are we not mimes? Do you want us to be mimes because I’m not ready for that level of commitment.

  • 10. Chris  |  July 29th, 2011 at 12:46

    I’d like to be a mine. There is good money in fossil fuels these days, and if you crack open a seam of something more valuable that’s an added bonus. I’ll stop all the -ingtons if I can be a mine.

  • 11. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  July 29th, 2011 at 13:03

    I think it’s only that fair that he gets to be a mine. And if I’m a mime and I go in Chris’ mine (however filthy that sounds) then hijinks are bound to ensue.

    Mine. Mime. Kev, could you be either a mirne or a mune? Do either of those things exist?

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