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I appear to have found the problem which has led to us being suspended several times by our wonderfully helpful host www.namehog.net
It turns out some scumbag calling himself “Noble” had loaded a php script onto our server and was using it to send 40,000 SPAM emails a day, which ultimately got namehog’s web server dns blacklisted. Not fun for them! If I ever met one of these sad little nerds who sends all this spam or writes crappy little viruses which achieve little more than pissing off IT admins, I’d like to skin them alive and dunk them in a vat of lemon juice, that’d stop the little bastards!
Ahem, rant over…
October 16th, 2007
I have heard the news gentlemen! It is a great pleasure to hear that finally a task set by me the Saint King, the king of all saints, of all that is good and saintly and saint and goodly, is complete!
Excellent stuff! I look forward to seeing the photos when they are ready to be uploaded. When the postal strike is over expect many, many jewels of splendour!
October 9th, 2007
You see us, right, what the f*ck was that? 🙂
October 8th, 2007
I wonder if you out there in the virtual haven of The Beans can help me answer a question which I have been pondering for a while?
Which is better a slice of cake or a whole bun?
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The two things are generally evenly(ish) sized. On one hand you get the satisfaction of knowing you have eaten the whole of something but on the other hand you get to share in the joy with someone else. Which is better…. You decide…
August 20th, 2007
GIVE KEVIN HIS MONEY, MARSHALL!
Don’t let it slide bwoi. We’ve got your number, and it’s odd.
August 7th, 2007
As I’m sure you’re all aware, there’s been another round of flooding down south, which is tragic and very sad, and I genuinely feel sorry for people whose houses are now 5foot under water. However, its very hard to feel sorry for some people, and those people have names, CARAVANERS. Just look at this stupid bunch…
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What were they thinking? I have an idea…
George: “Ooh, I know Mildred lits go away in the caravan this weekend”
Mildred: “Aren’t there severe flood warnings all over the country this weekend?”
George: “Yes dear, but we’ll be in the caravan, the Maurauder II Caravan Mk3 can take it”
Mildred: “If you say so dear…”
YOU STUPID BASTARDS.
July 23rd, 2007
I went back up to Leeds and visited Kev and we made a very silly thing.
It’s Mr Smith!
Lookity lookity lookity look!
June 15th, 2007
I have recently re-discovered a copy of said document in my drawers and wish to point out the following:
1. Apollo now cracks one off every hour.
2. Doreen the Tureen from Turin.
3. Telephoning hot bitch soup.
4. Dave is ‘Simply Man’.
5. Lenin is Russia.
6. She deserves an ice cream.
Also well done to Kev whipping those web monkeys to make the website come back. It has been sorely missed.
June 5th, 2007
Hello. Bit of an announcement, I have now completed moving house. To one which I own (with sarah). Woo Hoo!
Continue Reading May 21st, 2007
This weeks wonderfully wonderous word of the week is…. SPATCHCOCK
“A spatch-cock is a chicken cooking method that is exclusively used for roasting and boiling over a grill/spit. The method of preparing the chicken involves slicing out the backbone of the chicken and flattening it out prior to cooking time.”
It also involves the words spatch and cock which are funny… (sniggers)
Enjoy your spatchcock Sirs….
May 2nd, 2007
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