This post is all about how little I have to say at this time. I am writing it, nonetheless, because I want to write something and there hasn’t been a new article here for a long time. So I am typing this and even as I do so I barely know what the next word will be. So far I have managed to type it in one continuous stream but I fear that soon I will run dry and have to stop for a think.
That paragraph break bought me enough time to work out that I should tell you about the thunderstorm. There is a thunderstorm here, you see, and it’s quite loud.
In a bit I will have to go back to work. First, though, I would like all comments for this item to begin with the words “Actually, you can do that because”. For example, if you wanted to tell me how wonderful you found this item, you might write:
Actually, you can do that because although you had nothing to say, you did say it very well. Therefore the idea that you can’t just write a blog post about nothing is unfounded.
I have had enough blathering and I will stop typing…
HERE.
July 9th, 2007
Chris
Now here’s a curious little oddity.
I just typed ‘Roman Polanski’ into ebay and an item came up for only 99p. It’s a DVD and it’s brand new so it sounds like a good deal and the only downside is that the item is pick up only. It’s being sold from South Korea.
What makes the person think that anyone from the UK, using the UK version of ebay, will hop on a plane, go all the way across to South Korea just to hand over 99p (probably not in pennies) for a DVD?
Look at this link
I think this person is secretly trying to recruit members for some sort of tribute band to rival the other tribute bands and blow them away. You lure them in with cheap DVDs thousands of miles away and then, whoosh, suddenly you’re stood with a bass looking like that one from Def Leppard.
Never talk to strangers kids. Word out.
July 4th, 2007
Ian
Neither. I think we needed a new post. Go and check out Liz Hodson’s site – she’s stolen our idea completely because it’s essentially the same layout just with less pictures and more articles about how great Muse are (sheesh). Either that or she’s using the same website doodidian goo-hickey thinga-ma-jig. It’s www.lizziemoogle.com and it’s worth a rant here and there.
I think we should all request access codes so we can put posts on there too, or would it be too much upkeeping two separate websites? Also has anyone seen those god-awful ‘Scooby Doo’ films? They were on ITV a couple of weekends ago and if you have seen it did you think Velma (Linda Cardellini)Â was way hotter than Daphne (Sarah Michelle Gellar)? Maybe I think too much.
July 4th, 2007
Ian
FINALLY! The third part of my master plan can be put into practise. The pitter patter of pitiful pennies are dangling in my back account and therefore we can proceed. As Kevin finishes off dealing with Daisy the Dictaphone and I am continually writing to Miss Emily Brown the third task is passed onto Chris.
It will eventually involve all three of us but Chris, my dear boy, you are to start it off. I shall be sending you a camera in the post very soon. Contained in that little plastic box of black is about twenty-six possible pictures. I think. Your job is to take nine pictures. They can be nine pictures of anything you like. It could be things at work, you with Friya, random objects in your flat, it doesn’t matter. When you have taken said pictures the camera will be passed to Kevin, and then myself who will pay for them to be developed. Copies will be sent on so we can all see what each other has been crazy enough to take their time to take photos of.
Sound good? Well if it doesn’t you cant go listen to Bloc Party. Shiny shiny, shiny boots of leather…
June 26th, 2007
Ian
Hello. Tonight (that’s Sunday night) I’m working a nightshift. But it’s not any ordinary nightshift, oh no. I’m doing some extra time so that I can get a Saturday off at short notice in a couple of weeks. So tonight I started work at 9.30pm and I will be finishing at 10am on Monday morning.
I’m not really looking forward to this, so I will be charting my escapades hour by hour on this very website, so that you can all revel in the dullness of my evening.
Continue Reading June 24th, 2007
Chris
YAMS!
June 21st, 2007
Kevil
I think you should do another Clifford because I’ve just been re-giggling at it.
I think with the right publicity you could corner the market on 90 second cartoons.
I think Clifford needs some ampage and your the guys to do it.
I think the cartoon should have some loins in it.
June 20th, 2007
Ian
It’s been weeks since the last week of the week so definitely time for another week of the week this week.
This week’s week of the week is 4-10 March 1973.
Sunday 4 March 1973 – the 15th Grammy Awards are held.
Monday 5 March 1973 – two Spanish aeroplanes collide over France during a French air traffic control strike. 47 Britons died, along with some other foreigners.
Tuesday 6 March 1973 – Episode 9 of the first series of “Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads” is transmitted for the first time.
Wednesday 7 March 1973 – Ray Parlour is born. He grows up to become a footballer or something.
Thursday 8 March 1973 – a referendum is held in Northern Ireland to ask whether it should remain part of the UK. The vote is boycotted by Catholics and the result is more than 98% in favour of staying in the Union.
Friday 9 March 1973 – Norway passes Act no. 14 relating to the Prevention of the Harmful Effects of Tobacco.
Saturday 10 March 1973 – the British governor of Bermuda is assassinated along with his deputy.
Another amazing week! I certainly remember what I was doing when all this happened. Do you?
June 18th, 2007
Chris
I went back up to Leeds and visited Kev and we made a very silly thing.
It’s Mr Smith!
Lookity lookity lookity look!
June 15th, 2007
Chris
Yes I’m afraid it looks as though it is to be my beloved Kirsten Dunst. Many a time have I admired her for looking pretty in ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’ and feisty in both of them Spiderman films but now it’s no more. The magic is well and truly gone. She has made the silly, silly mistake of deciding to go out with front arsehole of the shithouse band Razorlight, Johnny Borrell. Not only that she has mentioned to press that she would like to act in a film with him. Hmmm, let me see; his acting abilities stretch as far as taking his top off and acting like a knob. It’s a small CV I admit but there must be something out there that would get him started. Perhaps lorry crash victim number four or crash test dummy number two would suffice?
Good bye my dear.
June 13th, 2007
Ian
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