So… we’ve got a whole 2009 to shake a stick at. Are we going to waste it? No. Are we going to sit at the side and watch it walk past, with a show of puppies and attractive ladies, throwing candy at street tramps? No, but that would be worth watching.
I say 2009 is when we burn back baby! I think we should undertake a project for the site. Any ideas?
21 comments January 5th, 2009
look at this with your eyes (not marshmallows)
what do you think?
16 comments December 4th, 2008
Hello, well would you look at that, its Ian’s Birthday all over again. Sorry I missed you at the weekend, hope it was fun.
Anyway, down to important stuff… Where are all the pictures from London, Bitch?
6 comments November 17th, 2008
Good Morning Gentlemen and welcome to the shareholders meeting for Mangapap Japcrap Inc. As you are aware things in the market are unstable and unpredictable but I believe with the backing of our investors, as well as our hard work, we will manage to establish ourselves accordingly.
Are there any questions?
10 comments November 6th, 2008
Just so you can all get to know me slightly better, here is a long, yet not comprehensive list of the items on my desk at work:
Speakers, mobile phone, Pint Glass (Empty), 3 plastic cups, 30cm shatterproof ruler, greem dry-wipe marker, a box of screws, some blu-tak, a permanent black marker, 2 handkerchiefs, a pot of salt, Adobe Dreamweaver CS3 (Sealed), A desk pad, 4 mice, 2 Hard drive platters, a hole punch, my laptop, a roll of yellow electrical tape, an 8-ball stress squisher, 3 network cables (2 grey, 1 yellow), A Microsoft Action Pack Subscription, blank CDR’s, a stuffed otter, a spen tie-wrap, a calculator and a miniature wheelie bin full of pens.
I hope you now feel you know me that little bit better.
18 comments August 12th, 2008
Hooray! Today is the birthday of Kevin Head! He has finally reached the age of 24 that so many others before have done. It is a momentous day. I went out and drank five or six pints because of this very occasion. I would have done tonight but obviously I’m at work, I’ll have Reuben and Thursdays are bad.
Here is a sentence I wrote for you:
“Drip drop, pork chop”
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that’s all folks!
19 comments July 31st, 2008
Now then. I’ve added a clever deeley called Google analytics to our wee site, that tells us, not only, how many people have looked at our site, but also where they are in the world, and if they used a search engine to find us, what they searched for.
Its been on here since last wednesday and below are the things people have searched for and ended up on our glorious page:
1. nigella lawson nipples
2. clever advertising
3. christa ackroyd
4. christmas tree dalek
5. cockall
6. custard beans
7. funny bedtime stories
8. how to spatch cock a chicken
9. jack pinata
10. jam pandas
11. lynda bellingham boobs
12. nigella cook nipples
13. olden day daleks
14. rotissomat
15. stray home bedtime story
16. what does bint mean
10 comments July 22nd, 2008
Mr. Cockall interviews yesterday’s geniuses (using song)
Who are you? Jumping McYarm
What’s the Idea? Cars.
What is it? An ingenious transportation method
What does it do? It’s the age old problem: “I’m over here and I want to go over there. It’s quite a long way and I’ve just sold my horse to the glue factory” Well, what do you do? I’ll tell you. You hop into your new “car”. These little babies dont even need to rest, just fill ’em up with liquid petroleum and let the controlled explosions effortlessly power you anywhere you’d like to go. Coming soon… The van! For when you want to go over there and take 437lbs of apples with you!
So what are you gonna do about it? Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it’s already done!
8 comments July 16th, 2008
