What was that?
You see us, right, what the f*ck was that? 🙂
4 comments October 8th, 2007
Posts filed under 'Chris'
Rintolphasic
I was reminded of this word just now and I don’t know why. But remembering it also brings back other memories of things I can remember.
Like wrapping Kev’s car in tape. I remember that.
What can you remember? Can you remember anything?
15 comments October 1st, 2007
Pictures
I think it’s time we were told what exactly has been happening in the world of cameras, Ian, photography, pictures, taking pictures with a camera, the creation of photography, Ian’s pictures, the camera being used to take photographs by Ian, and photos.
I, like millions of others, continue to wait with baited breath for news of the completion of what has, by all accounts, been an epic task at the hand of his most regal sainthood, Saint King.
There can be no doubt that a task such as this – the taking of pictures on a shoddy camera – is a daunting, haunting, flaunting task like no other. It cannot be rushed and it takes as long as it takes. Sometimes it takes a bit longer too.
But we are due an update. How many pictures have been taken? Do photographs remain to be captured? When may we expect processing of said pictures in negative form to take place?
The world is waiting.
20 comments September 11th, 2007
Cats in hats
There’s just something special about a cat wearing a hat. Today I’d like to introduce you to the megastar of the feline headgear world, Mr Tibbles!
What a legend. Who else could wear a hat like this and make it look so natural?
25 comments September 3rd, 2007
Photographs
I took some and then I sent the camera on. I demand to see the photographs soon and I fear the whole project is being held up by Kev’s enormous, unjustified ego.
YOU’RE NOT THAT GOOD, YOU HEAR ME? STOP WASTING ALL OF OUR TIME.
27 comments August 20th, 2007
Zorses
Yes! It’s a lovely zorse, with a weird woman on top.
I don’t really have anything more to say in this post, and its purpose was basically just to bring to your attention the vital information that zorses do exist, and that they are hybrids made when a male zebra gets jiggy with a lady horse. (If it’s the other way round, with a stallion makin’ whuppee with a zebrette, you get a hebra.)
I will now leave you with a little Zorse gallery.
 
 
30 comments August 17th, 2007
Bacon
There’s something special and unique about bacon. It is the salty, slightly chewy, potentially crispy path to heaven. It is the most divine and sought-after of the meats. It is the reason that god made pigs and knives compatible with each other.
This is an ode to bacon. This post is a tribute. A moment of quiet thought in reverence to the finest meat product the world knows.
Ahhh, bacon! Please feel free to share your bacon stories here.
Here are some bacon links.
- sixdegreesofbacon.com, including instructions for making bacon soap
- iheartbacon.com, with details of new bacon salt
- bacontarian.com keeping you up to date with bacon news
- Richard Bacon
18 comments August 13th, 2007
Debt Collector
GIVE KEVIN HIS MONEY, MARSHALL!
Don’t let it slide bwoi. We’ve got your number, and it’s odd.
14 comments August 7th, 2007
Chuckie news
Turns out that the Chuckster – that’s David “I hate people” Chuckos – has put his musical skills to good use.
Yes, the man who spent his first student loan instalment on a keyboard without actually knowing how to play it…
The very thought of it makes my loins weep.
20 comments August 1st, 2007
Very exciting indeed
Rub these apples over your body!
CLICK THIS LINK FOR SOMETHING BRILLIANT IN FLASH VIDEO FORMAT
Dave’s Elevated Moon Gin Palace and the Knights of Yore is now online! Up yours, George Lucas, I don’t see Star Wars on my website. No, DEMGPATKOY wins again.
Is this good beefs? Do you want more films online in this sexy way?
15 comments July 26th, 2007