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Seeing as it’s 2008 and we’re all back to square one on the sh*t-o-meter I want to throw down the gauntlet right now and say, “Look Shizzlers, this is what I want and if I don’t get it I shall hold my breath ’til luminous jelly squirts from my nasum.” Obviously that wouldn’t get me anywhere so I would like to request the following:
1. More film reviews from Marshall (rated by jam)
2. The result of the competition that Kev started
3. Someone, anyone, putting up the second book of ness up here
4. I dunno, some posts involved knitted beavers, badgers and loins would be funky
That is all. This year will be ours gentlemen.
January 28th, 2008
Hello Boys and girls, I have a challenge for you…
I inexplicably and for no reason made this picture this morning at work:
Now I know you’re thinking that that is the best damned thing you’ve seen for ages, but you’d be wrong, clearly. So there.
What I would like you eager pups out there to do is to take this image, and do something with it, add to it, scribble on it, whatever you like. All completed entries should be emailled to me via compemetition@kevil.co.uk by pm Friday, and i’ll put them all in a handy, snack-sized, gallery for you all to enjoy. There may even be a prize!
For the full size file, click here for the jpg, and here for the full png file (6Mb).
Now get cracking!
December 12th, 2007
Hey, where’s the book that we all so lovingly (including Reuben) tore ourselves apart to complete when you visited? Is it not ready for scanning yet?
My loins are rumbling from the impendingness of it all.
November 26th, 2007
Following on from the original ‘Property Company Names’ segment of the website Audrey recently came across one which I believe is an almost, if not absolutely, perfect example of how to name your company properly:
‘Mr. Grumbley’s Window Cleaning Service’
It’s got everything: the guy’s name, what he does and suggesting the possibility that, despite it being his surname, he might not like it too. I’d grumble if I had to clean windows all day.
How about them apples?
October 26th, 2007
I like good music, unlike Marshall and Kevin, and therefore I feel I must push my interests on other people. As a result of this I’m going to promote Fionn Regan for the following reasons:
1. His album, ‘The End Of History’, is brilliant.
2. His voice is great.
3. I liked him before anyone else.
Obviously number three is debateable as I’m sure there were other people before me who liked him but I would still like to pretend I did. To further promote him I’m going to include a picture of his album cover and whoops uncontrollably:
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
August 7th, 2007
GIVE KEVIN HIS MONEY, MARSHALL!
Don’t let it slide bwoi. We’ve got your number, and it’s odd.
August 7th, 2007
Saint King here, King of the Saints and all their Saintly Behaviour.
I hear the magical camera of wonder has passed unto the hands of Kevin Head. Please confirm that you are duly taking pictures the likes of which the world has never seen.
July 30th, 2007
Let’s have a quick round-up as we discover what the chuff is going on in the crazy world of the Saint King and his personal army of minions…
Task One – Letters to Emily
Unfortunately it appears as though the person Ian is writing to either doesn’t care, hasn’t received the letters or reads them and is so enfactuated with him that she barely breathes until the next one is posted through her letterbox. This writer cannot confirm which one it is. Here’s a thing; none of the letters have been returned so they must be somewhere. Just as no reply as been received also no letter asking him to stop. All we need is some sort of acknowledge.
Task 2 – Death of Daisy
Not much better news on this next task. After careful consideration, and some not so carefult handiwork with a screwdriver (just kidding), Kevin has decided that she is beyond repair. This is a dark day for such news as it also means that the Saint King’s sister project, ‘The Mackford Files’, will have to be put on hold until a suitable replacement for Daisy can be found. Don’t worry dear boy, you did all you could.
Task Three – Pictures of bitches
With the camera still in the capable hands of Marshall we all eagerly await when it can be passed on to Kevin to continue the task. There is no time limit for this and as previously stated the photos can be of anything you like… as long as they’re to do with you. Feel the pool of you within you and dive in. Or something like that.
July 10th, 2007
Now here’s a curious little oddity.
I just typed ‘Roman Polanski’ into ebay and an item came up for only 99p. It’s a DVD and it’s brand new so it sounds like a good deal and the only downside is that the item is pick up only. It’s being sold from South Korea.
What makes the person think that anyone from the UK, using the UK version of ebay, will hop on a plane, go all the way across to South Korea just to hand over 99p (probably not in pennies) for a DVD?
Look at this link
I think this person is secretly trying to recruit members for some sort of tribute band to rival the other tribute bands and blow them away. You lure them in with cheap DVDs thousands of miles away and then, whoosh, suddenly you’re stood with a bass looking like that one from Def Leppard.
Never talk to strangers kids. Word out.
July 4th, 2007
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