The Video
Our erotic televisual masterpiece is now online for the enjoyment of you and everyone you have ever met.
You can feast your eyes, ears and pets on it here.
22 comments November 7th, 2008 Chris
Mangapap Japcrap Inc
Good Morning Gentlemen and welcome to the shareholders meeting for Mangapap Japcrap Inc. As you are aware things in the market are unstable and unpredictable but I believe with the backing of our investors, as well as our hard work, we will manage to establish ourselves accordingly.
Are there any questions?
10 comments November 6th, 2008 Ian
Homwurk Esay
Wen I am olda I want to be one of the Thundercrats. The Thundercrats are reely reely good. I reely like that one called Lionel becos he is the leeder and has a big huge shiny sord. When Lionel looks in the sord he can see lots of fings. I also like Panfro who is gray and reely reely strong. Panfro is strong. He is not as good as Lionel. I do not like that one who is a tigar. All he does is whipp stuff. I do not like whipps. Sords are better. The rest of the Thundercrats are ok. That kitty one with the sniffles who neva shuts up and who always runs away and does not do anythin does not do anythin. He should do sumthin like grow into a big huge kitty like that one in Hee Mann. That way Lionel cud ride him like a pony. My sister wants a pony for cristmas. I want micro mashines and that sord that Lionel has. That is a good sord.
11 comments November 4th, 2008 Ian
Christmas Market (dirty, dirty)
Alright so we should have done this a couple of months ago but you know us, we couldn’t plan some sort of social arrangement in a tavern. Clearly the Beans is pouring money down a dirty, dirty drain and we’ve gotta make some readies otherwise we’ll be left with nothing but comfortable responsibility on our backs.
I’m suggesting a full frontal people. We have to attack those stupid bitches with their brimming wallets with the crappiest, shoddiest shit we can find. Get out your permanent markers; it’s a free for all!
Okay that’s enough army chit chat. I think with the amount of material we’ve got on the site we could muster something along the loins, lines, loins, lines of christmas cards, mugs and t-shirts. Think about everything we say… who wouldn’t want a t-shirt that said ‘Grand Mal’ on it? Here’s a comprehensive list I made up on the spot of the top whatevers we regularly say:
1. You see you, right…
2. Grand Mal
3. Skippety Bee Ba
4. I like / don’t like those apples
5. Loins
Thems makes goods moneys, no’s?
21 comments November 3rd, 2008 Ian
Anticipation of the generalness ssssss
It’s getting mightily close to the 24 hour countdown before my loins touch down in a whole other place. It’s gonna be hard being away especially what with what everyone’s been telling me about London: whores, thugs and drinks costing eight quid each or something. It’s not been painted with the brightest of colours lets just say.
I typed in London in Google and this is what came up:
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=London&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=image
What does it all mean?!?!
Still I’m bringing cheap red bull with me and a smile on my feace 🙂 bring it on, like pittbulls in a Rover.
16 comments October 2nd, 2008 Ian
Come on then!
Where is everyone? It’s been dead as a very dead, inanimate deceased thing on here for ages now.
Let’s liven things up a bit! With a Pouring Beans disco! Yeah!
Please submit a full explanation of where you have been and why it has prevented you from contributing to the Beans.
16 comments September 23rd, 2008 Chris
Quite nice
I’m not in the mood for something big, brash and showy. I don’t want to be depressed – not at all – but I can’t face anything too brilliant right now. So I asked Google for something “quite nice”.
This is a beach that the photographer thought was “quite nice”.
This sheep is also “quite nice”.
They made me think of things in my life that are also quite nice, and having thought about it, my cheese grater is quite nice. It’s not in any way interesting or worth talking about, but it does the job adequately and causes me no complaints. Quite nice.
I hope this post has brought you a couple of things that are good, but not to the extent that they cause any undue excitement or interest. They are just quite nice.
20 comments September 4th, 2008 Chris
